Smart as paint

Modern usage should be an insult. Just add "literally." Original meaning from the 1800s: clever or intelligent. First said by Long John Silver, a pirate (an occupation known for excellent grammar?) in "Treasure Island." But how smart is paint, really?

If your target researches the phrase, dictionariies only have the original, complimentary definition --- which becomes a sneaky insult if you add "literally."

You're as smart as paint, literally. Don't be offended. I was just paraphrasing a compliment from "Treasure Island." It's a literary classic.

by Albino Raven August 25, 2023

Monkey Paint

Poop of such soupy consistency that is verging on diarrhea and can be used to as finger paint.

My kids decided to use monkey paint to recoat my walls.

by Apedom August 3, 2021

Hard in the paint

Go hard at an obstacle or task

When she doing her thing, she go hard in the paint

by anonymous May 10, 2022

MS paint pseudo-hyperbolic expressionism

The artstyle used for those funky, simple drawings, occasionally with suspicious amounts of equally simple gore that gay people on the internet use as reaction images. Mostly used to represent a strong and very high or very low energy emotion. (e.g. anger, unrest, depression, hyper-focus)

MS paint pseudo-hyperbolic expressionism is one the artstyles of all time

by GBTG794 September 1, 2023

Puffy paint

Look man I don’t actually know what puffy paint is but it is a sort of liquid that feels like glue, and whenever you put it on something it hardens up into a rubber material

Wat??? Idk how to use puffy paint in a sentence

Nah jk I normally say it like this

Yo bro

Yea?!

Imma puffy paint

by -somebodyoncetoldme April 25, 2022

Paint the wall

When someone mainly in prison anally rapes some one and gets poop and blood all over its penis so they smear their penis on the wall like a paint brush know as paint the wall.

Don't let me catch you alone or else I'ma paint the wall with your ass

by ScatPackWallPainter June 17, 2025

Hard in the paint

Going 'hard in the paint' or 'painting': The act of interacting with/talking to a person with sexual intent or intent to start a relationship, attempting to 'woo' someone.

"I think John is painting for Jeanne." - Guy 1
"Yeah he's definitely going hard in the paint." - Guy 2
*starts pretending to paint on John*

by Jakob7 September 28, 2022