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[Hammer check]

When a male grabs his crotch area to slightly adjust the family jewls, or to scratch them.
At my job we sell automobiles. Sometimes when it's slow we all just joke around and if somebody grabs their crotch you have to call them out on it and say hammer check.

Sharif was standing in front of me telling a story and all of the sudden he does an aggressive hammer check.

Yo sharif HAMMER CHECK
by GSXR-600 May 28, 2017
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huntsville hammerbomb

Shot. one part tequila, one part whiskey, one part red bull.
Derived in northern Ontario, in the small town of Huntsville.
I'll have two huntsville hammerbombs barkeep.
by Googley-Eyed Gary August 6, 2010
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Cherry Hammer

A minor, lesbian character from Terry Moore's Strangers in Paradise who has an Elvis fetish.
by V Gina Jones November 10, 2010
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Pussy hammer

She was horny when she came to my crib so I bent her over the couch and gave her that pussy hammer
by Lord Scumbag April 7, 2017
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bearded war hammer

He sunk his bearded war hammer into my vag.
by english 210 April 8, 2009
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Shinobi Wench Hammer

A Shinobi Wench Hammer is a move during sexual intercourse where the lights are turned out and the male rams the female from the darkness, so hard that she should climax upon landing. Usually performed towards the end of a sexual occurance as a pièce de résistance. It can be executed from infront or behind of a woman. If executed correctly from the rear, it may lead to a Wench Hammer Mudslide
...Silence... *scream of fright then pleasure* "You've just been Shinobi Wench Hammered baby, now lick this mudpie off my sack!"
by Ciderboi February 27, 2009
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chuck the kraut hammer

the deadliest man that will ever report the news on your television. The only man in the world that likes killing more than Joran Van Der Sloot.
When Jeffrey dahmer's cell mate was asked why he killed dahmer, he replied," Because Chuck the Kraut Hammer told me to in my dreams".
by Shredder of turtles June 8, 2010
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