heart-puke

an involuntary physical reaction on the gut from an intense emotional pain

As the hum of Jack's pickup began to fade, the pain of regret burst right into his gut and Ennis pulled over to wrench out a long, unsatisfactory heart-puke.

by linnaewen March 21, 2011

Bi-pass heart surgery

An extreme form of conversion therapy, intended to cure the bi-curious and turn them straight.

Arriving home in Wichita from Princeton for the summer, Amber confided to her devoutly Methodist mother that she was equally in love with her 'friends' Jason and Jennifer. Shocked, and too unworldly to know that this was a transitory phase for many of the girls in Amber's class, her mother whispered the threat of bi-pass heart surgery to make her normal again.

by Monkey's Dad February 28, 2020

Kickstart My Heart

When I get high I get high on speed
Top fuel funny car's a drug for me
My heart, my heart
Kick start my heart
Always got the cops coming after me
Custom-built bike doing 103
My heart, my heart
Kick start my heart
Oh, are you ready girls?
Oh, are you ready now?
Whoa, yeah
Kick start my heart, give it a start
Whoa, yeah, baby

Whoa, yeah
Kick start my heart, hope it never stops
Whoa, yeah, baby, yeah
Skydive naked from an aeroplane
Or a lady with a body from outer space
My heart, my heart
Kick start my heart
Say I got trouble, trouble in my eyes
I'm just looking for another good time
My heart, my heart
Kick start my heart
Yeah, are you ready girls?
Yeah, are you ready now, now, now?
Whoa, yeah
Kick start my heart, give it a start
Whoa, yeah, baby, whoa, yeah
Kickstart my heart, hope it never stops
Whoa, yeah, baby

When we started this band
All we needed, needed was a laugh
Years gone by, I'd say we've kicked some ass
When I'm enraged or hittin' the stage
Adrenaline rushing through my veins
And I'd say we're still kickin' ass
I say, ooh ah, kick start my heart
I hope it never stops
And to think, we did all of this to rock
Whoa, yeah
Kick start my heart, give it a start
Whoa, yeah, b-b-b-b-b-b-baby
Whoa, yeah
Kick start my heart, hope it never stops
Whoa, yeah, baby
Whoa, yeah
Kick start my heart, hope it never stops
Whoa, yeah, baby
Whoa, yeah
Kickstart my heart, give it a start
Whoa, yeah
Okay boys, let's rock the house

by Death Menace December 20, 2022

I heart you

much love

Baby, I heart you.

by hardcore247 January 29, 2003

bless your heart

A term used prior to ridiculing, insulting the sensibilities of, or pointing out the shortcomings of someone. Used to soften the blow of a statement, and can render nearly any comment, no matter how brash or distasteful, socially acceptable.

Wife- Honey, do these jeans make me look fat?

Husband- Bless your heart, dear, but you've been a whale for the last ten years and I still can hardly believe you haven't imploded into a black hole due to the force of your gravity yet, so no matter what you wear, you'll still be a walking pork rind.

by Rexxx37 December 4, 2009

heart

love

I heart you.

by Schlee September 27, 2003

heartgasm

A heartgasm is the result of a heart attack at the moment of orgasm. Generally experienced by the elderly, the chances of this occurring are highly unlikely. Bad heartburn may be mistaken for it on occasion.

Tom: Oh, yes, yes, i'm almost-Ahhhhhh! *Death*

Rebecca: Oh my word, what's wrong?!

Tom: *Rejoins the living* Heartgasm *death*

Rebecca: Nooooo!

by LonghairtheJesus March 11, 2008