open happiness

( from the 2011 commercial celebrating 125 years of Coca-Cola):

a) to drink rum and coke
b) to have the best, or what you perceive to be the best, orgasm of your life

Girl 1) why can't I open happiness, definition a)

Girl 2) for definition a) it's our alco-laws, but since you can mix rum abd coke abd still have it the color of coke, you can definitely try. As for definition b), lol, my only advice is, in the bedroom, practice makes perfect

by Sexydimma May 16, 2016

ACTUALLY HAPPENED

An animator that uses the same fucking people to animate fake stories, hoping that someone would literally think the shit they upload is real.

Friend: what's a synonym for fake?
Me: ACTUALLY HAPPENED

by ScizzorCut March 9, 2020

the worst that could happen

The very worst consequence of ones actions: the universe could explode.

Bob: Hey, try this mushroom man!
Jack: Naw, i don't really want to
Bob: Oh, c'mon, whats the worst that could happen?
Jack: Well, um, the universe could explode.

by Van! July 31, 2007

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

a name

who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

by b2byc2md3n March 21, 2022

happier than a pig in shit

Way of saying one is overly happy. Couldnt be happier.

She got her car today, and was Happier than a Pig in shit.

by Janiethenazi May 16, 2004

happy-slapping

A recent craze in which chavs ambush an innocent passer-by, and beat them up while one of the gang videos the whole episode on their mobile phone. The video is kept as a trophy and passed round the class at school.

The chavs who engage in this don't seem to recognise it as assault or have any kind of conscience, which is very worrying. How long will it be before we read about "happy rapes" or "happy murders"?

In London, British Transport police have investigated 200 happy-slapping incidents in the past six months, with eight people charged with attacks at south London stations and bus stops in January alone

by Zoggi June 11, 2006

happiness

The feeling when you give the wish of "Happy birthday" to your friend.

The feeling when you share happiness.

S:"Happy Birthday To You!"
H:"Thank you. Let's share my birthday cake?"
S:"Thanks, sharing happiness with you is my best happiness."

——Present this word to my friend

by Little Towel July 1, 2010