Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022

grass

something you should touch because you sit on your $100 desktop setup at 5 fps tryharding soooooooo hard you caused a flood.

timmy: plays for 699 hours on fortnight*
mum: get your musty dusty fusty ass off that computer and touch that grass timmy
timmy:not even in your dreams
mum:gets the belt*
timmy:OKOK chill
timmy:brings the setup outside and plays*
mom: facepalms*

by your local unnormal person September 11, 2022

Grass

Something people who "define" real-life names and/or slap sexual "definitions" on non-sexual terms that aren't at all used in a sexual manner need to touch.

"I defined cake as (insert weird ass fetish involving female genitalia and orgasms) and I put a definition for 'Freddy', 'Anna', 'Claire', 'Noah', (insert a thousand more names here) and even went the extra mile to put '(real definition)' in front of all of these terms cuz they are very super (not) real definitions."

"Bruh delete all these fake definitions and touch grass. I'd be shocked if you lose your virginity without committing rape."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022

Grass

Snitch a daniel or ruff a short round

A metal detecting nonce

I can’t beleive he’s grassed again,what a bogroll
What a woo woo piece if shit

by Fannyrammer81 September 18, 2022

GRASS

Something you should touch.

"Go touch some grass."

by Writing's not easy. That's why October 1, 2022

Grasspilled

Grasspilled means to be one with nature. Away from the internet and technology. You must touch grass to be grasspilled.

Person 1: “hey what did you do today?”
Person 2: “went for a walk”
Person 1:”that’s totally grasspilled!”

by The grasspilled creator October 11, 2022

Grass

A green plant that grows outside, commonly found in fields or front lawns. Grass can survive being stepped on, and people usually cut it so it doesn't grow too long. Cutting the grass is usually referred to "mowing the lawn." Astroturf is NOT actual grass.

"The grass is growing tall."
"Go outside and touch some grass!"

by level20_XD December 10, 2022