Greg

The act of supposedly being at work, but not doing shit.

I pulled a Greg today... didn't do a fucking thing at work

by Ooooooyeaaahhhhhh August 4, 2025

Geography Plan

Kidnapping a male friend, removing their underwear, and then using rope to attach their left wrist to their left ankle and their right wrist to their right ankle. This will leave them spread, now a dishonorable person has free use of them. When completed, leave them to the homeless overnight and return to them in the morning to check the damage.

Anthony geography planned John and the homeless were really grateful

by Johnathan T Gooch September 21, 2025

Gregging

Repeatedly going to Greggs for food, an act committed by someone addicted to greggs

Hungry Guy One: “Would you like anything to eat? I’m going gregging”

Hungry Guy Two: “Cheese and onion bake please”

Hungry Guy One: “I’m on it, we’re a great team!”

Hungry Guy one returns to work with 4 sausage rolls, 4 cheese pizzas, 4 pepperoni pizzas, 5 doughnuts, 4 yum yums and hungry Guy twos cheese and onion bake

by Razaphen January 5, 2026

Greg

An act of triumph in man. It's where a man take his finger and sticks it in his ass. Then proceeds to melt chocolate And then puts his finger in the concoction. Then he puts it in the woman's mouth wriggling his finger.

Man I gave my a Greg last night. I gave her a kiss this morning and boy I could smell it.

by Themanhimself4767 January 15, 2026

slow greg

being really drunk and having sex. you can get it up but there is no way that you will ever blow.

"Fuck man, I had a slow greg last night. I have the worst blue balls right now."
sex drunk blow cum

by wassupdood123 February 4, 2009

Sean & Greg

Sean & Greg is an electro pop band created by two lifetimes devoted to music and fueled by the energy of two best friends. Sean Bennett "Sean" and Greg Malek-Jones "Greg met while attending New York City's renowned, Professional Performing Arts School in the heart of Manhattan. From that inspiring start, their musical vision now launches them into the recording world.

Sean & Greg have released their debut single "The Invasion" worldwide on every main digital music store and on iTunes.com

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Sean & Greg

by BritneyLover726 November 26, 2009

The Greg Harris

A heaping plate of tater tots, smothered in a pound of chili, then covered with 1/2 pound of melted chedder cheese. 3,200 calories, Total fat 63g, Cholesterol 75mg, Sodium 666mg, Protein 34g

For lunch, I'm going to order me a The Greg Harris.

by Jimmy-Jo1911 November 10, 2013