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Google take the wheel

When a group of people use Google to resolve any debate or argument without checking any other source of information, thereby recognizing Google and it's divine power as the greatest source of information in existence, they let Google take the wheel. Based off of the popular Carrie Underwood song "Jesus take the wheel".
My wife - "We should have turned at that last red light".
Me- "No, we won't turn again until we get to Florida".
My wife- "I'm positive you should have turned at the last red light".
Me- "That's fine . Why don't you get online and enter the address. We will let Google take the wheel and see where we end up turning".
My wife - "You were right, I was wrong. "
by stone definition August 5, 2014
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Page 2 of google

The darkest, most useless place on the internet. Nothing useful is ever found here. If you've ever needed to hide something, page 2 of google is the place to go. If you've ever gone there, you should probably seek psychiatric help.
Friend: Bro I tried looking up the answers to the homework and found nothing
You: Did you try page 2 of google?
Friend: I-
You: What?
*The number you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time*
by what on god's green earth July 14, 2021
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Ask Google Dad

when your child asks you something, you quickly need to refer to google dad to give you the answer
why does the sky blue dad?
Hang on a second, let me ask google dad,

The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.

However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.

uh, thanks dad,

is google dad my real dad?
let me check?
by jaffaw February 12, 2010
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Google Gouging

To type a word (or string of words) into Google just to see what interesting 'suggestions' arise. For boredom/humour/knowledge/etc.
When I was bored, I started Google gouging to see what was most frequently searched in Google.
by JCHC1000 August 4, 2010
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Google Bulking

When you go to random websites and submit your name multiple times so a Treddie can't google your name.
Hehe,I did nothing but Google Bulking last night, I commented my name on 50 AOL News Stories so that treddie cant get to me!
by Erik Ehlert April 13, 2008
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google charades

when you want to look up something inappropriate but you don't want to type the offensive word, so you type all the words around it and hope that Google will guess it eventually.
Friend #1: Why aren't you typing it??
Friend #2: Dude, I'm at work. Just a few more rounds of google charades....
by jpmcfarph October 7, 2008
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black google

by More yes December 8, 2019
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