toilet goblin

a toilet goblin is a small child or pet that likes to follow you to the bathroom and sit next to or on your legs/feet wile you poop

ugh must you follow me *pet's name* i'm just taking a crap. i don't need an audience quit being such a toilet goblin

by bananabean 1957 April 26, 2021

Bridge goblin

Someone who does sexual acts under a bridge

You here about Dan and Tina?
Yeah they didn't want their parents catching them having sex again so they did it under the bridge
Lol total bridge goblins

by Plat's gat December 19, 2021

Grammar Goblin

That one member of your DND party thats always correcting the party or the dm

PC: I'd like to use magic missile
GG: Actually you cant USE magic missile, you cast it
PC: Gee thanks you grammar goblin

by Chedder-cheese May 31, 2022

Hunch goblin

An expert move during intercourse with a blow up doll, you must start in the standing position and proceed to get in a frog stance while continuing to thrust until you pop it

I gave Becky the ol hunch goblin the other day and had to order another one on Amazon

by Kbeeezy February 1, 2025

Piss Goblin

Someone who hangs out by the urnials in gay clubs to collect piss. They will do anything for pee, hence the goblin mode.

Yo, that piss goblin got me good at the Eagle last night.

by GlizzyGoblin69 November 17, 2023

Cock Goblin

(alt. Crotch Goblin) An elected official (often a fascist) who introduces or supports legislation interrogating people's (esp. children's) genitalia while simultaneously removing those people's rights.

Republicans introducing legislation to remove the rights of transgender people are cock goblins.

by CherryTart February 15, 2023

goblin talk

a group of adventures fighting against all odds to right the wrongs of of tyranny while growing as a team of oddballs.

after summoning Silvanous via an ancient seed and defeating an a group of evil minions sent by the ringmaster

Eunice " is there any remains of the bark on the ground"
DM "yea sure"
Eunice "yea I scoop some of that for later"
girl 1 " I'm not gonna hang out with you guys if all your gonna do is goblin talk"

by bjorktheorc November 22, 2021