a toilet goblin is a small child or pet that likes to follow you to the bathroom and sit next to or on your legs/feet wile you poop
ugh must you follow me *pet's name* i'm just taking a crap. i don't need an audience quit being such a toilet goblin
by bananabean 1957 April 26, 2021
Get the toilet goblinmug. Often thought of as the most fun creature, more goblins, more fun is thought to describe the amount of fun a large quantity of goblins are.
by trollking63 November 28, 2022
Get the more goblins, more funmug. Fruit from the loins of people with no fucking parenting skills, aka children. They typically appear feral with no apparent parental supervision. They lack discipline, respect, self awareness or basic education. They can typically be found in Walmart, Target and ER waiting rooms. Pajama and slipper wearing parents may or may not be found in the general vicinity.
Who does this feral crotch goblin belong to? It just opened a pack of sweets in the grocery store without paying for it. Where are the parents?
by Samesamebutdifferent78 May 19, 2025
Get the Crotch Goblinmug. A girl that breaks up with your best friend after 2 months of seggs. She is very manipulative and rude. She broke Owen. RIP Owen 2006-2020
by Puébès October 3, 2020
Get the Kamdyn The Goblinmug. by Melon Ball July 28, 2024
Get the Cheddar Goblinmug. Slang for Americans who are occupying places (ie the Middle East) in an attempt to gain resources like… oil. Lol.
Man 1: “I saw another plan fly in yesterday.”
Man 2: “Must have been more of those camouflaged oil goblins.”
Man 2: “Must have been more of those camouflaged oil goblins.”
by Daddy Oregano August 21, 2021
Get the Oil goblinmug. A card in clash royale often used to kite high health troops (meGAY knight, Pekka,) resulting in a massive elixir trade and the obliteration of entire pushes. Players who use it don't have a family and only live ( on the streets) to play this one game, only earning money by demonstrating their skill in front of depression-stricken hordes.
Player 1: Want to train for that clan war?
Player 2: Sure, let me upgrade my Spear Goblins first.
Player 1: I think you're prepared enough. considering that we're in the middle of a hood and being watched.
Player 2: Sure, let me upgrade my Spear Goblins first.
Player 1: I think you're prepared enough. considering that we're in the middle of a hood and being watched.
by Mudane potion#069 October 17, 2022
Get the Spear Goblinsmug.