Lack of Girlfriend disease

It is fatal, the victim will suffer intense heartbreak until receiving medication, which is obtained from seeing their partner.

“Help, i’m going to die, i haven’t seen my girlfriend in a week, i think i have lack of girlfriend disease”

by ashl3yz August 31, 2023

Girlfriend-In-Law

When your sibling screws you over bad and can't treat them right, Switch sides.

My girlfriend-in-law came up from Georgia to spend the week with me.

by Ripley2025 August 15, 2025

girlfriend stomach

When you put on a few pounds because you have a girlfriend.

Have you seen Johnny lately? It looks like he’s gained a few pounds Since he’s been with his girlfriend. It looks like he’s suffering for a girlfriend stomach. When you stop caring about himself and his girlfriend over feeds him.

by Good witch October 26, 2018

Ex girlfriend happy birthday text

I want to fuck you again

He hit his ex girlfriend with the happy birthday text man is down bad he wants to fuck her again.Ex girlfriend happy birthday text

by pp cc uu October 2, 2021

Girlfriend

Something that does not exist.

Me: Dad, look, this is my Girlfriend !
Dad: There is notjing. Huh ?
Me: Exactly!!!

by Pekenjo Misa July 26, 2017

girlfriend drawer

A drawer in your home where you put stuff for your girlfriend when she comes over. Typical items include makeup and hair care items, feminine hygiene products, and snacks.

I put a bar of chocolate in the girlfriend drawer for when she wants a midnight snack.

by Four Loko Frat Guy February 16, 2024

National send your girlfriend the picture she wants day

April 14

This day is for all the boyfriends to stop being kutte and send their girlfriends the pictures they want

Boy 1: I’m not sending you the picture

Girl 1: Stop being a slimy, vomit-inducing pervert, you have to it’s national send your girlfriend the picture she wants day

by Sammy Wammy April 14, 2022