Fart of deception

This phrase describes the scenario of when you randomly smell something tasty cooking somewhere, and when you look around yourself to determine where the food is at you realise the only place for the smell to have come from was someones asshole.

Jenny and james ate curry for dinner and the next night are watching a movie.

James asks jenny if she has got the leftovers in the microwave because its smells as good as yesterday.
Jenny says no with a dirty grin and james realises he was fooled by the fart of deception.

by rapunzabel April 6, 2017

popcorn fart

The rapid firing of several small farts, that when done correctly, sounds quite similar to a small mouse riding through the house on a motorcycle. Putt putt putt putt putt!

Mother: Um, Junior... do I hear someone passing a series of popcorn farts?

Junior: No Mother, that's just a little mouse riding through the house on a motorcycle.

by janedough March 5, 2008

fart touch

noun. A humorously stigmatizing, temporary social status conferred by a person who farts to another, non-farting person. The non-farting recipient of the fart touch may pass it along to another person, but never to the person from whom it was received ("no touchbacks"). A person may prevent being given the fart touch by crossing their index and middle fingers ("shields").
The fart touch lasts for as long as the group remembers someone has it, and can be passed along indefinitely among an unlimited number of people until it is forgotten.

I can't give Michael the fart touch. He's got shields.

by the teej. November 9, 2010

fart-and-run

when ur sitting with a bunch of people and you accidently let one rip. you get up and pretend to go do something else, but you are actually just running away from your fart so no one else knew you farted.

Hean: I'm gonna go get another drink.

Jay: eww, whats the smell? dude, did hean just fart-and-run?

Matt: Bah

by knobhead September 1, 2008

Fart Contraction

A pain you get in your stomach that can be intense ,you worry for a second then fart and the pain goes.

"Owwwwwwww oh man my stomach hurts"

"Oh thats better it was just a fart contraction"

by Pyjamagirl January 27, 2009

Fart Snarfler

One who enjoys the activity of sniffing and chortling a nice stinky fart.

That dude just sniffed out a juicy fart. He's a Fart Snarfler!!"

by Mr. Taters December 22, 2009

Fart Parade

A series of extremely audible gasoues emissions usually following a meal consisting of beans and/or an extended period of holding in said gas for the sake of politeness.

Upon leaving the party, Fred led a five-minute fart parade. He had, after all, consumed mass quantities of beans before he arrived and could no longer contain himself.

by h8erAid October 18, 2009