French Tank

In MMO games tanks are the characters that are supposed to take most of the damage, unless... they are french. In that case the word has two definitions either:
A tanking character that is acting like, a little sissy and entering combat last.
OR
A caster or other low-hp character that is acting like a tank for no good reason and overall fucking up everybody's game.

French tanks can be seen mostly in MMOs like: WoW, LoL, HoN,DotA and the such.
Example:
"Why is Rammus backing out?!?!"
"F*ck.... we got a french tank"
or
"Ok, once they are in range Alistar is gonna stun'em and then... Wait, wait Ryze wtf u doing man?!?!"
"He frenched tanked them...."

by Antagonista April 13, 2010

french kiss

to kiss with tongue

I love my gf when she french kisses my cock every morning.

by KayMan February 18, 2015

frenchcries

The derivative used in order to lower their feeling while crying

<marquee>AWWww...Tyler Hopkins...did I kick your Ass? I'll get ur a wahhburger and some frenchcries</marquee>

by Andrew<<<<STA ONE<<06 March 11, 2005

French Vanilla

The act of french kissing that makes you cum.

" Yo dude, I french vanilla'd with Ashley yesterday! I thought I could hold it back but I couldn't"

by Napahoe June 9, 2016

french army flag

a torn pair of tighty whities mounted on a stick with a brown streak down the middle

the french are such pussies, look at their army's goddam flag.

by the prophet March 25, 2003

french military

The french military. What the hell is that?

"The French military isnt going to Iraq with us"

"The French have a military??????"

by bod dylan January 22, 2006

French People

People who have cool accents but will never top the Irish in skill and alcohol.

French people will never out drink Irish people!

by dononoo December 8, 2010