forest hopping

The act of doing durgs in the woods, worrying that someone saw you, and moving to another forest

Bro I was smoking weed in the woods behind someone's house and I think they called the cops on me so I had to go forest hopping

by Shoeless219 May 23, 2017

Forest streaking

Basically running naked through a forest nuff said

hey Larry lets go forest streaking to show our freedom

by Epictailz June 5, 2017

forest hooker

the act were a dumb hoe dont shave for a month because she is a serious feminist and thinks you wont accept her for who she is if she has a forest of hair on her puss leaving you confused as fuck to where to put your dick durring sex so you end up not wanting to have sex with that dumb hoe, so she goes and fucks other guys to see if they have the same problem.

Sarah,"Damn Jeremy you really cant even stick it in", Jeremy," Dumb hoe if you wasnt a forest hooker we wouldnt have this problem.

by Nay-Nay Jay October 6, 2017

Foreskin fingers

When one has applied far too much hand lotion, and find their fingers and palms to be soft but slippery.

“Girl, take some of this pomegranate açaí lotion. I’m getting foreskin fingers”

by fantasticmsfox January 5, 2018

Forest Logic

Forest Logic is making the best out of any situation. Enduring with a positive attitude while keeping your morals and values. Never crumbling or compromising. Forest Logic is keeping am open mind when all seems to be falling apart.

Forest logic is making the best out of any situation and staying positive. Forest Logic is keeping your head up and ten toes down at the gates of hell with a smile saying I've got this.

Thankfully my ex kicked out my window. Now I save tons on my a/c bill! My hot water heater went out helping me save on my gas and water bills.

I only got on drugs to prove to her it will ruin our relationship. Two years of hell later my point was proven.

by TreediddlyD May 4, 2018

foreskin grabber

Where you pull on your foreskin really hard trying to get self circumcision and are not a jew

Bro I did the foreskin grabber last night as this chick likes circumcised penises.

by Craigdavis May 4, 2018

forest spook

Am african American person who lives in the woods

Haha look at that forest spook, bet hes never step foot into the city before

by tmeza76 February 10, 2018