Fat Fingers

Fat Finger disease is characterized by those having short, stubby fingers and rounded finger tips. Symptoms include false dyslexia while typing, as these fingers cause abnormal key sequencing. The only known benefit of Fat Fingers is the patient is more able to pleasure his partner, assuming the patient is male.
Otherwise, the patient is just a freak of nature.

... just type a bit. If you have to hit backspace more than 2 times in one sentence for misspelling or backwards key stroking, you suffer from Fat Fingers.

by moosepiss9 August 1, 2008

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child fucking spaghetti fingers

A common misconception that children posess the ability to shoot spaghetti from their fingertips; brought on by the comedic act of Dane Cook.

Man 1: Holy shit, I think that kid has child fucking spaghetti fingers!!! Did you see what he did to her?

Man 2: Nah, just threw his plate at her.

by Justin 1331 February 23, 2009

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dipping fingers

The two or three fingers a man chooses in which to dip into a woman's pussy for tasting purposes.

Ahh honey it will be my index and ring finger as my dipping fingers tonight?

I would use chopsticks honey but my middle and index fingers shall work tonight.

Shall I dip and lick tonight dear?

by Looney larry November 22, 2009

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Mcdonalds Fingers

The nasty fingers of a little kid after going through those gross play places at Mcdonalds, Burger king, etc. It is used in the sense of how dirty someone or something is.

Dude. you look so gross, You got some Mcdonalds Fingers.

by Anthony the Gaipster February 20, 2011

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