English welcome

Stabbing someone in response to something

Some guy tried grabbing me so I gave him an English welcome

by Oogalicious December 20, 2021

Engineers algorithm

The engineers algorithm is a simple set of instructions on what to do in a certain situation. For example if something is not ment to move but it is moving use duct tape. If it is still moving you have not used enough duct tape. On the other hand if something is ment to move but it isn't moving, use WD40. If it is still not moving used more WD40 and continuously hit it with a hammer until it moves.

Person 1: " I don't know why this isn't working, any ideas".

Person 2: " are you talking about your wife not getting out of bed or the bearing seizing up. Use the engineers algorithm for the bearing. And promise me you won't drown your wife with WD40 and hit her with a hammer."

by Bread_man69420 December 28, 2021

engineers induction

Engineers induction is assuming a statement is always true once it is true on a few small cases

Alice: 3, 5, and 7 are prime, so all odd numbers must be prime by engineers induction

by etr217 January 30, 2022

Engineerical

A made up word used to describe a person or being that exhibits traits of an engineer, or used to describe someone doing things a engineer type person would do.

“Look at this blueprint I made. I’m so engineerical.”
“And I’m 99% sure engineerical isn’t a word.”
“I’m so engineerical that your engineerical engineers can’t even be as engineerical as my engineerical self.”
“What?”

by Bruh’ll’s’re’ve’d March 20, 2022

english kid

insufferable teenagers (generally high schoolers) who adore English class, literature, and writing. They tend to participate enthusiastically in English classes and may have an affinity with the instructor.

"Wow, you spoke so much in class today during the class discussion on Jane Eyre"
"Well, you know I am an English Kid at heart...my mind was simply bursting with ideas that I felt compelled to share!"

by poopnugget with fart sauce March 21, 2022

engine still runnin

That something or someone is still alive.

Quandale: ''Yo chief, how ya doin''
Dingle: ''Engine still runnin dawg''

by MofTheS June 23, 2022

Engine Underpants

Engine Underpants / ˈɛn dʒən • ˈʌn dərˌpænts /

Also known as " Creepers / ˈkri pərz / "

Any type of undergarment with a tendency to repetitively ride up your butt crack, with the power and reliability the of a steam-engine train riding the rail to the express tunnel, leaving you unhappily maneuvering it free and/or pulling it out like clockwork.

*Insert mental image of Thomas the Tank Engine Boxer-Briefs >>Here<< .*

I.E.

Friendo
" Why d'you keep walking like a freakin' crab person today..? "
Other Friendo
" -Shut up, I got some "Engine Underpants" on right now, they just keep ridin' up on me and it's driving me bonkers!"

by Pfeffernüsse Schädenfreude September 20, 2022