English ass fucker

(a) an English person who likes to fuck people in the ass

(b) an Englishman who likes to fuck his friends in the ass

I saw a guy on the bus today wearing a pink shirt and yapping about how is latte was too hot and thought "What an English ass fucker!"

by veritas777 November 8, 2012

evil english teacher

the english teacher that constantly gives you homework, and one that you really think is a lesbian O.o She is also the reason you are on urban dictionary in the first place. And right now she is giving me a death stare

Person 1: What subject do you have next?
Person 2: English * -.- *
Person 1: Oh Crap, and you have that evil english teacher too
Person 2: I swear she is a lesbian
Person 1: I know, Oh well, time to look up and/or write definitions on urban dictionary.

by DramaQueen12345 October 26, 2010

South England

Imprecise term used to refer to the southern counties of England bordering the English Midlands. It has a number of different interpretations of its geographic extents. The South is considered by many to be a cultural region with a distinct identity from that of the rest of England. The special cultural, political and economic characteristics of "the South" are, however, not universally agreed upon, nor are its geographical limits and stereotypes of the South mask the cultural, physical and historical differences within this region. For government purposes Southern England is divided in South West England, South East England, Greater London, and the East of England. Combined, these have a total area of 62,042 square kilometres (23,955 sq mi), and a population of 26 million.

People from south England are very nice.
There are several counties in south England, but my favourite is Kent.

by wanote26 February 16, 2013

english gentleman

When someone on the receiving end of an arabian deathmask decides to quickly hog-tie the doer and grab the doer's tongue with his or her anus. Then you usually release a bit of flatulence in his or her mounth. This also has to be done with someone from Europe.

Oh man I gave that bitch such a good english gentleman, her breath smelled like ass for a month!

by Will Enzenauer December 26, 2008

put some english on it

stylizing with great pinash. a phrase commonly used by southern californian motocross racers after accomplishing a large "whip" and/or other stylish act.

"Daaang, DVO just put some ENGLISH on it over that triple"

"Jooci-J just put some ENGLISH on it at Racetown"

by DVO388 February 20, 2009

New England Hot Stepper"

When you're fucking a chick while wearing big heavy wool socks. Just as you're about to cum, you rub your feet against the carpet hard and fast, sending a shock through the head of your shaft. If successful, yell, "'ere cums da hot steppa!"

It was chilly last night, so I pulled a "New England Hot Stepper" for jokes. She yelped like a dog.

by Jarvis Mayes October 25, 2009

John England

Popular celebrity in Leander, Texas who visited our school. He gave a speech on how he gained fame after taking 2 orphaned children with mental disabilities, named Levi and Jonathan, into his home and raising them. The story was later published in a local newspaper and the town now praises him for such a selfless act. He asked us and the other students if we would like to participate in his fundraiser to help other mentally disabled people like poor Levi. We all think that John is the epitome of what every human should strive to be like if this world is to ever be a better place. He is sometimes referred to as, "Texas Champion" or "The man who can do no wrong". Me and the other students want to grow up to be just like him. Now when someone does something really great, we call them "John England". Sometimes it gets kind of confusing though, but we all laugh about it.

Richard saved a puppy from a burning building. That's something John England would do.

by Clay Nelson July 3, 2005