weatherman energy

When a Chad-type tries to convince you he can make his 4 inch wiener feel like an 8 inch cock.

That guy I told you about from Tinder had some serious weatherman energy. He was all like, “But Baby, let me show you what it feels like.” Get the fuck outta here!

by Dry with a chance of Squirting February 2, 2023

Chi Energy

A male who acts masculine but is in fact very feminine. They will do stuff like join the military while at the same time having a separate fridge for their skin care routine. They act masculine but have absolutely no success with the ladies. If they do any of these things they are giving off Chi Energy.

Will act masculine in front of females but is in fact very feminine.

Taylor: "I heard Kiani likes you. Are you interested in him?"

Jacinta: "Not really..He gives off too much Chi Energy"
Nick: "Yeah that guy is a massive Chi"

by Purchasing December 8, 2025

Big Dick Energy

See also Caine

If he wills it, it shall be done. He has Big Dick Energy.

by Octopussy13 January 15, 2021

Ice Coffee Energy

People who claim to have Crackhead energy when in reality it is much Milder and or non-existant. Usually a person who tries to single themselves out for being the "quirky" type. When in reality they're just normal and or boring

Jesse - Fair warning I have serious Crackhead Energy
Sarah - Gurl, you have Ice Coffee Energy

Jesse - What makes you say that
Sarah - We are both sober and we are in a Starbucks
Jesse - Right........Got any Cigs?
Sarah - Yep

by BleuHavane July 15, 2023

nate energy

if somebody has nate energy, it means they're exceedingly funny and/or wants to kick your shit in

they do not give a fuck either way

careful, he got that nate energy

by nickwhythough April 17, 2023

Tight Clam Energy

A girl who has an aura of sexuality. The female counterpart of "Big Dick Energy." This girl is a natural flirt who likely turns guys on like second nature. This girl does not necessarily have to be extremely attractive, but rather has a vibe that naturally draws men in.

Yeah man she's nothing to write home about but I still really wanna smash she has that tight clam energy

by The_Ox September 24, 2018

energy systems engineer

The energy systems engineer is an elusive breed of engineer. Often found scurrying around the forest grounds on the banks of the River Corrib, the energy systems engineer will not take very lightly the fact that you are tainting their environment with your carbon dioxide emitting ways. They have a weakness for white wine and tacos and can be captured using a butterfly net.

"Derek! I think I have just seen the lesser spotted energy systems engineer in it's natural habitat!"
"Jolly good, William, but what is that curious sound it is making?"
"It is difficult to hear, Derek, but it sounds like it is hashtagging Longford."

by NotAnEnergySystemsEngineer May 14, 2014