Political platelet disorder (PPD)

PPD is a disorder which extremely patriotic people are diagnosed with, often politicians, the condition reduces the platelets in the body of the patient depending on the political situation of their country.

Nawaz shareef has been diagnosed with Political platelet disorder (PPD) after being convicted or corruption

by blackmagicfrog April 13, 2022

major depressive disorder

this disorder only exists by the term "sex".
if you talk alot about sex you will get this disorder

yeah idk some random psychiatrist was saying this in a group chat whenever i said sex
me: "sex"
that psychiatrist: "you have a major depressive disorder :The W bird image:"

by ScamTram79 April 18, 2022

Spontaneous Retard Disorder

Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.

Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.

by Kakwkwk April 22, 2022

American Personality Disorder

A Chronic health condition that often begins in high-school that features high levels of selfishness without any selflessness aka extreme narcissism, frequent use of drugs from Marijuana, alcohol, and sometimes harder ones despite legality and health concerns, also features high levels of social media use, pathological lying, wasting money on unnecessary items, services, and wasting my on people who can get their own money, also involves unrealistic relationship goal thar only consider one person whether ot friends or more,, some are vindictive and ig they feel hurt will come after all your worldly possessions which could include your life, liberty and pursuit of happiness but a lot a time it's just money because that's all they really care about. I'm not surevif there is a cure for the sickness, but in my opinion it is better of not engaging there is no winning with an American Personality Disorder. The only way to win the American Personality Disorder is not play with them. Cause if you do play they will play you until you are left with nothing and they will move right on to their next goal. And in the process those with American Personality Disorder will sometimes put you down and make you feel small, crazy, or out if mind, dealing with those types can lead to psychosis if not careful. But if youvlearn to recognize the traits, patterns of your typical American personality

He/she/they have been Americanized his/her/there thoughts are not based on facts/reason/logic/reality/opinions it might be based on propaganda in form of social media(news,instagram,politics,friend groups, family groups, other loved ones, spirituality, religion, etc). The thing that separates those with American Personality Disorder from others is that they are not only ignorant and arrogant they are selfish without any selflessness. Which basically means many times they just get,take, recive and don't give. In my opinion not a good relationship. In my opinion the reason for this is because I think one party in my opinion usually views themselves as better than the other like have a big ego, that paints themselves as better than the other by doing this they are able to take advantage of others without feeling guilty cause they apparently are the moral high ground and they often do this via spirituality or religion, or social media, etc but in short there no better it's better to not engage. Trust/love/think/Be/Believe in Yourself and set a positive goal and let your mind guide you towards it and just follow the law so order can be maintained and people can live in peace. It's a simple and marvelous as that.

by Ordinary Human from Planet Ear April 26, 2022

spontaneous green day disorder

Spontaneous green day disorder (SGDD) is a very common disorder in which one will spontaneously start singing or humming a green day song. This condition can only be treated by converting the affected into a blink-182 or nirvana fan. This condition is found most commonly among people who grew up during the final years of the tv show "Seinfeld".

Person 1: "Do you have the time, to lis-"
Person 2: dude what r u doing?
Person 1: oh I was just diagnosed with SGDD, spontaneous green day disorder.
Person 2: I don't have time for this. *walks away*

by lil biden May 2, 2022

Noah Miranda Disorder

The act of playin elden ring too much that you forget to shower. Originated in Houston, Texas 2021 shortly following the release of Elden Ring.

“Noah you smell like shit”

“Yeah I think i got Noah Miranda Disorder”

by BootySmegma May 20, 2022

Heardtrionic Personality Disorder

A personality disorder which prevents the person from ever telling the truth, and risks them bursting into flames if they do, even in simple question situations, such as the character in Liar Liar, starring Jim Carrey.

She has Heardtrionic Personality Disorder and will spontaneously combust if she tells the truth, so please steer clear of her, just in case she accidentally answers a question truthfully.

by Team Britney May 29, 2022