December 4th

It’s national kiss your bf or your gf for 5 seconds or more

Gf:’kisses bf’
Bf: what was that for?
Gf: it’s December 4th, kiss you bf or gf day!!

by December 4th November 29, 2019

December 16

The day when your allowed to hold hands with anyone

Boy:It’s December 16
Girl: ok
Both: *hold hands for rest of day

by Fragilecrack December 14, 2019

December 14

National Oikawa and Atsumu best friend day

Oikawa: Tsumu do you know what day it is?

Atsumu: No what day is it?

Oikawa: December 14th the day me and you became official baddie besties

Oikawa: Its the day we became official baddie besties

by Haikyu December 10, 2020

upper decker double deluxe blumpkin

It's the act of the man taking a dump in the tank of the toilet while the woman takes a dump in the bowl while giving the man a blowjob while a third party performs a golden shower.

Dude, last night Stacey and Dave and I did the upper decker double deluxe Blumpkin, it was gnarly!

by Reedski March 27, 2015

double blumpkin upper decker dactyl tower

Sexual act requiring 4 people. Person 1 sits backwards on the toilet while defecating and gives a blowjob to person 2, who is defecating in the tank of the toilet. Person 1 also gives hand jobs to persons 3 and 4, who are standing on either side of the toilet. Person 2, 3, and 4 high five above person 1's head.

The combination of the double blumpkin supreme, the upper decker, the pterodactyl, and the eiffel tower

Tom: Dude, I saw the nastiest thing, this chick was doing the "double blumpkin upper decker dactyl tower" at that party on Saturday night.
Ted: Wow she must be a freak!
Tom: Yeah, I almost puked!

by noey November 29, 2013

Ding Dong Ditching December

Acronym/ DDDD, The matter of ding dong ditch'ing other peoples houses and normally is done on a December.

Yo, Jeoffrey, Wanna do ding dong ditching December with me? Its going to be a whole lot of fun!!!

by 󠀀 December 4, 2018

Tool On Deck

"Tool On Deck" is an urban phrase used when you want to let people know you have gun. The word "tool" refers to the gun and the word "deck" refers to having your gun at the ready. The phrase was originated in the south in places like Miami & New Orleans. Was made popular by rapper Lil' Wayne on the song "9mm" on David Banners album "The Greatest Story Ever Told".

What? You wanna start some shit? TOOL ON DECK!

Don't worry, if they start something I got my "tool on deck".

by Just Guy January 17, 2008