A nickname parents give their child after watching Karate Kid too many times in a row. Often times, these type of parents will also call the child Grasshopper.
Parent #1: Hey that movie was great wasn't it? I like the first one the best though.
Parent #2: Yeah, but Hillary Swank is hot!
Parent #1: Hey we should call our child that.
Parent #2: Yeah that would be totally Awesome. Daniel-san!
Defenseless Child: Yes Parent #2?
Parent #2: Wash the dishes Grasshopper!
Parent #2: Yeah, but Hillary Swank is hot!
Parent #1: Hey we should call our child that.
Parent #2: Yeah that would be totally Awesome. Daniel-san!
Defenseless Child: Yes Parent #2?
Parent #2: Wash the dishes Grasshopper!
by DarkWolf August 25, 2006
Get the Daniel-sanmug. by Caitlin July 16, 2008
Get the Daniel Radcliffemug. The act of inserting ones finger into ones anus, in order to derive sexual pleasure, and then being caught.
Person 1: "I totally just walked in on Dan giving himself a Dirty Daniel!"
Person 2: "Did he have his legs above his head like last time?"
Person 3: "Yup."
Person 2: "Did he have his legs above his head like last time?"
Person 3: "Yup."
by scarred27 December 9, 2009
Get the Dirty Danielmug. A total retard. This guy doesn’t know anything. He’s mentally a 6 year old. He’s the fattest shit you’ve ever met and is morbidly obese. He’s condescending and quite frankly and absolute asshole.
by Skanky the whale March 3, 2019
Get the Daniel Tmug. An Actor who played Harry Potter, was in Eqqus and is in the Broadway Musical, How to Succeed in Business Without really trying. He is very talented, good natured, down to earth, and is british. He is also VERY good looking.
by HarryPotterFreak109 January 9, 2012
Get the Daniel Radcliffemug. A really weird loner guy who has no friends. He usually sits at the back of the class because no one wants to talk to him. He is ugly and prides himself in his inability to speak to girls. You would assume Daniel Gosher would at least be smart but he is, in fact, extremely stupid. Daniel Gosher is a lonely antisocial idiot.
David: I've been feeling like a Daniel Gosher lately. I lost all my friends, I am failing school, and my gf broke up with me.
Mark: Aw man that sucks I would hate be a Daniel Gosher.
Mark: Aw man that sucks I would hate be a Daniel Gosher.
by hottiger515 October 13, 2020
Get the Daniel Goshermug. by @why_dont_we.chills November 9, 2020
Get the Daniel Seaveymug.