douchebagitron

Any douchebag character from the 1960's animated television program "The Jetson's."

"Well, Mr. Spacely, I wouldn't have mixed up the orders if you weren't such a douchebagitron."

by hmsbgle May 18, 2009

douchebragadocious

when your husbands douche canoe wins the dragonboat races with one paddle without anyone rowing it and the radiation makes the whole crowd vomit in unison and you get divorced after your hair falls out never marry a mormon they plan for your funeral the day you meet them make sure they dont steal your genetics or take any loans out in your name but its a good idea if you have the capacity to be copacetic enough to know that so make sure you look the other way so you maybe can escape being murdered long enough to try and find out the truth so they can hopefully just go back to the hella hoe hoes that they keep locked in their scary worlds and dungeons yay forever a legendary tale of an account of a story that will forever change the paradigm we used to live in. exterminator el robo stalker of stock wheres the brine we wanna marinate before we roast ya ...... seriously where the fuck is my child

" youre dead bitch." "Yippeeeeeee douchebragadocious pompous scrappy coco wanna be

by Lessthan February 13, 2022

Douchebag

1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. An insult given to a person who is being douche like.

Stacey and Lauren shared a loving relationship, however Laurens pet name to Stacey was Brown Bear and Stacey's to Lauren was douchebag. The reason for this was that Lauren was having unprotected sex and not very hygienic in concern with the vagina, thus Lauren was a acting like a douchebag!

by Christopher Turk April 20, 2008

douchebag

Literal translation: A bag of women's pee.

Urban meaning: A person that acts like an asshole or bitch and treat another person like shit.

You are such a douchebag!

by Farrah_91 July 13, 2009

douchebagit

To do something really douchey like standing someone up or dogging on a friend!

I have a date tonight and I'm suppose to meet her at the restaurant. Although I think I'll douchebagit and go out with this other hot girl I met at the drug store!

by Dilster August 25, 2009

Douchebaggery

The way one determines how much of a douche bag someone is, or how similarly they act to a douche bag.

The way she is.

Casey's consistent douchebaggery continues to astonish everyone around her. Today she tried commenting on an action of one of her peers by calling what he did, "douchebagism". Righteous Douchebaggery.

by BJWAN September 29, 2009

Douchebaggery

1) The act of doing the same thing a douchebag would do.

2) A social crime resulting in namecalling and future abuse towards the douchebag.

Jeff says a joke that isn't funny and causes everybody to stop liking him.
After calling said douchebag a douchebag, refer to the previous act as douchebaggery, so the douchebag knows and never ever forgets that they're a douchebag.

by Van of the Dam October 20, 2009