just bought a urban dictionary Alexander fam it’s lit

The best meme ever

Bro just bought a urban dictionary Alexander fam it’s lit!

Only smoked once or twice
Alexander dabbled in
Biggest booty in the world
Alexander damn he thicc
Where did Burr shoot Hamilton?
In Alexander's abdomen
All these hateful comments, man
It's Alexander damaging

What's he do at Christmas time?
Alexander carollin'
A relaxed nail month
Alexander anagram
Just became the brand new Pope
Alexander Vatican
Starbucks doesn't know his name
Is there an Alan Hamlin?
(Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton)
Cheated on his wife?
Alexander Hamilton

Oh my god, he talks too much
Alexander ramblin'
Holy shit, the condom broke
Alexander has a kid
Has a really young face
Alexander baby chin
Yo, that's a pretty solid line
Alexander thank ya Finn
Stealing everybody's memes?
Alexander has me dead
Started singing for the kids
He Alexander panderin'
But what if he's a skeleton?
Alexander has no skin
Alex, how'd you like your eggs?
Alexander "Scramble 'em"

My walk is wobbly
Cocky jaunt?
Hell, it oughta' be
I'm novel, you a novelty
Best Prez in the world
Honor me

He's coming out as black
Alexander African
Didn't fire a single gun
Alexander Hacksaw Ridge
The sucky villain in Iron Man 3
Alexander Mandarin
Is a 100 years old
Alexander saggy skin

Goes to see a therapist
Alexanger management
Turn into a camel now he
Alexander Camelton
He couldn't hold it in
Alexander flatuelence
Is he really a mermaid?
Alexander has a fin

by Me me big disappointment February 14, 2018

Nobody cares what your urban dictionary name means

Nobody cares what your urban dictionary name means but you

Instagram user #1 : Wow guess what urban dictionary says about my name

Andy Tate : don't care,
Nobody cares what your urban dictionary name means

by Normalboi November 23, 2021

urbane dictionary

A way for bad spellers to enter this website.

Yo man, I went to urbane dictionary and it sent me to urbandictionary.

by Mavenick December 20, 2005

Urban Dictionary It

When a ignorant person asks what something means (usually in an inappropriate sense) and you don't even want to bother explaining it, you tell them to Urban Dictionary It, which means to look it up on urbandictionary.com. This is similar to google it.

Person 1: What does milf mean?
Person 2: Urban Dictionary it.

by Microphona June 7, 2009

urban dictionary

A dictionary website where 60% of the words are made up ones that no one actually says when speaking. Example: abc sex, pussy willy, girlfriend button, vapor politics, etc. 90% of the words are sexual definitions with examples that are practically porn descriptions. Despite these inconveniences, it is quite helpful seeing as the slang nowadays is getting completely ridiculous.

Who knew in that retarded soulja boy song, "superman" meant to cum on a girls back, then stick a sheet on her so she looks like she's wearing a cape? Thanks, Urban dictionary, for exposing soulja boy as the fucktard prick he is

by xoxorockkixassoxo October 19, 2008

virgin-dictionary

The mind set of a complete newcomer to the ways and workings of urban dictionary.

Nicholas slowly logged on to his dusty windows 95. He thought to himself, "why aren't I good at anything"? Finally as his desktop began to load it reminded him of vacation in Paris several years back. The slow dull roar of the computer motor was similar to that dull summer. The lack of enticement and energy was a paradox due to its summer persona.
Once the internet explorer started up, I saw Opera's face on the AOL homepage, what a fat bitch. I hate my life.
Looking for excitement I decided to check out this unprecedented website, named: urbandictionary.com. Again, as the page loaded, I loaded my gun. This time if I did not find excitement, I would shoot myself. But, right away my eyes locked down on the words of the day from the past week. "Wow". For the first time since my six year old daughters wedding, I was mesmerized. The passion, thrill, and creativity in each definition was astonishing. "I must make own", I thought.
I ended up defining poop, the editors rejected it though. Before shooting myself I asked god why, he replied, BECAUSE YOU ARE IN THE PERPETUAL STATE OF MIND, KNOWN AS VIRGIN-DICTIONARY!

by thygurunarrator February 18, 2009

Unnecessary urban dictionary entries

Entries of peoples' friend's on urban dictionary. Often times, the submitter is a desperately obsessive and protective young fag who was born without testicles and therefore must impress his partner by entering their partners' names in as something like "cool!" or "funny" or, in the most severe of cases; "the best thing that's ever happened to me!" Get a life.

"stop the unnecessary urban dictionary entries and for god's sake, find a more creative way to express yourself.."

by mrcleansscrubbingbubbles April 30, 2009