crunk

Regardless of it's supposed claim to Yiddish origins, it is currently in use as an extremely gay ebonic 'attempt' at cool, which has failed miserably. Similar to computer geek nonsense words such as; pr0n, hax0r, r0x0r, 1337, which have all fallen short of cool, and condemned the users of these words to the realms of ultimate gayness. These somewhat childish attempts at creating clever clique lingo always fall short and only serve to embarass the users at a later date, particularly when the next generation comes up with it's own crop of inane attemtps, rendering the current attempts passe.

There is good gay, and then there is bad gay. The Brady Bunch was and is bad gay. David Hasselhoff was and is bad gay, as is referring to David Hasselhoff as 'The Hoff'. Very bad gay indeed, like crunk.

by radman's mom December 28, 2005

crunk nasty

To get very drunk and high

I got crunk nasty last night, so thats why I fucked than fat bitch down the hall.

by R.W. April 2, 2005

crunk juice

Pure soda syrup without carbonated water. This contains ungodly amounts of sugar and caffeine and can be hazardous to one's health when guzzled. To get Crunk Juice, simply walk up to a self-serve soda fountain, slide the card with the soda's logo on it upwards, and press the exposed button halfway down. This works best with Vault or Mountain Dew, b/c of the high sugar and caffeine. This gives you a great boost for about 3-4 hours but after that, you crash.

I needed a pick-me-up at work the other day, so I poured myself some Crunk Juice. After that I was running around like a squirrel on speed.

by Dragomir Andreyevich August 3, 2007

crunk

A word created by comedian Conan O'Brien to be the universal swear word, see also "Smurf":

can be used many different ways, for example:

Noun: Dave told Debra to stick his crunk into her quivering crunker.

Adjective: Dave told Debra to stick his crunk into her crunking crunker.

Verb: Dave told Debra to go crunk herself.

by Taichi May 13, 2005

crunk

past tense of to crank up. livly, wild, exciting, phat

tha club was CRUNK tonight!

by matilda June 20, 2005

crunk

V. To party and consume alcohol while wearing clown attire.

We goin' crunkin' tonight. Put yo clown shoes on.

by watusi girl October 2, 2005

crunk

exciting, loud,live,hype, fun.You can get crunk at a party, a fight or any where

Your at a party, all your friends are there, the music is extra loud and you are having fun. Crunk is a term mainly used in Alabama and Georgia.

by Precious L. December 28, 2005