Kitty Cat Crunchies

Dried cat droppings and urine absorbed into cat litter. Usually termed once the pet dog is munching out on said litter described above.

I caught the dog munching out on kitty cat crunchies. Gross, but they should totally make a dog food like that. It would sell like crazy!

by hardtopickname February 27, 2013

Crancha

A word used to substitute for pussy, vagina, the "c" word, vag, etc. Derived from the mind of Kacey. Can also double as a greeting.

As an insult:
"You are a filthy crancha!"

As a greeting:
"CRANCHA!"

by Kacey Fullafel October 31, 2008

Counching

The act of humping one's couch, whether for fun or for pleasure.

Man, I was so wasted, I decided it was time for some counching.

I walked in and caught that bitch counching!

by Ananke September 11, 2013

Caunch

A leader of many layers. Almost like a father figure but not in the way you think.

Dont fuck with the caunch

by caunch May 18, 2018

cronchy

it’s just cronchy idk

you’re being very cronchy right now.

by foothillgorl November 5, 2020

muddy crutch

when you get a dirty dick after anal sex

"aww man i got a muddy crutch last night dude"
"aww sick man, what happend"
"i gave her some alabama grills, with some ice"

by jonny puzzle December 16, 2008

Wiener Chunch

(VERB) A very powerful uppercut to the Penis, often leaving the receiver Sterile, and very sore.

JIM: Dude that guy was on the receiving end of a Wiener Chunch

GEORGE: DAMN, now he will never have kids

by RichardFantasy May 24, 2010