cold

when you know something really well

I know that chemistry chapter like cold

by cold August 31, 2003

Cold Cosby

Much like the similar Hot Cosby, a Cold Cosby is when you commit the act of date rape. However, instead of rendering the victim unconscious, the victim is killed and raped postmortem by the perpetrator(s). This act is ussauly performed by a necrophiliac to satisfie their "needs".

Did you hear about Ben? He was charged for pulling a Cold Cosby. Hot Cosby

by SusejOfEggs July 22, 2016

So cold I could shit

1)(metaphor) Welsh saying; Freeing to the point of shitting.
2)(Adjective)To describe a girl that makes you want to deficate.

1) Chris: It's freezing
Marc: I'm so cold I could shit
2) Chris: How did your date go?
David: She was so cold I could shit.

by Rubber Spoon November 27, 2007

woman cold

A debilitating illness of mucous and congestion and pain that confines a woman to the house with no possibility of work or school followed by a rapid surge of recovery when it is time to go shopping or go out for cocktails. 'Woman colds' tend to be intense, but brief, as they are immediately relieved upon happy hour.

The specific cause of the 'woman cold' is unknown, but it is generally the fault of the nearest man.

The illness tends to confound and baffle other men seeking a cure or treatment.

Synonyms: selective illness, selective symptoms

Antonyms: flu, pneumonia

When <woman's name> developed a particularly nasty woman cold, she had to stay home from work and cancel her morning conference call and her pilates class. She declined the medicine that her fiancee offered so she would not feel drowsy. After sniffling and coughing throughout the morning, she experienced a remarkable improvement when her girlfriend invited her to help her shop for shoes, and she was able to go to the mall that afternoon.

<Woman's name> suffered a bad sore throat and clammy skin when she developed a woman cold, and she could not deliver the financial report for her office and the essay for her continuing education class. She suspected that the illness was related to the dessert spoon that she shared with her husband, but she gave no complaints. She valiantly struggled to fold the laundry and clean the dishes while soothing herself with hot tea. She needed her husband to take the kids to daycare and pick them up, but she refused his offer to take her to the doctor. Her symptoms quickly subsided when her coworkers scheduled a wine-tasting at the end of the day and she felt strong enough to attend the event.

by spamcode November 16, 2012

cold rodger

A sexual act consisting of three partners. Partner number one shoves ice down partner number two's anus and then buttfucks them, while partner number three licks the melted water off of the anus and balls of the other partners.

Josh and Will gave that pretentious prick's mom a cold rodger, and when they were through there was a huge pool of brown water on the floor.

by Josh Cool March 4, 2007

call of duty black ops cold war

epic gaem

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by Gonb_Lord October 5, 2020

stone cold steve austin

Another term for alcohol abuse.

"... And thats the bottom line, cuz STONE COLD SAID SO!"(As I crack open two full beers and manage to only get one good swig out of the cans I've poured all over myself).

-Stone Cold Steve Austin-

by jpz0r December 7, 2006