Christine

is a rock 'n' roller, rescuer, is a 16 out of a hotness 1-10 gauge, better than all the woman you have known and every time you hear the name CHRISTINE...you think of the Christine you let slip away. She's embedded in your heart for life, and your wife hates her.

wife- wanna watch that awesome 80's movie "christine"
YOU- (christine that chick i used to date who is hotter than my wife is even now?) Yeah I love that name..i mean car...movie uhhhh

by falandereer90 July 15, 2010

Christine Bleakly

Stunnin Northern Irish babe from the One Show on the BBC. Alongside Zoe Salmon the countries best exports.

Christine Bleakly is the only attractive women on any BBC program.

by Edimbra Rambo July 19, 2009

christian martyr

1. A person who believes in Jesus Christ and refuses to give up their beliefes and dies for them.
2. A person who dies as a missionary or other sevice to Jesus.

St. Stephen was stoned to death
Felix Mantz was drowned
Many people was burned at the stake
But most importantly, Jesus Christ died on the cross for everyone's sins, yours, mine, and everyone elses. you can red his story in the book of Matthew, Mark, Luke, or John. Jesus is the ultimate christian martyr, and the reason everyone else chooses to become one.

by blueflower999 November 1, 2010

christin

christin is an amazing person who is very unique, she will love you and trust you until you give her reasons not to. Christin is very sarcastic and mean, if she dont like you she will not hide it for the life of her. she can and will be friends with any and everyone but is very opinionitive and wont hold it back, she s also a fighter

wow look at christin
oh yea i know her, shes hot

and she has a great personality

yea considering what shes been through

by Big bitch69 March 1, 2019

Community Christian School Denver

Some small fucking POS that will Either make you love god completely most rare one in truth but if you step inside it seems like the majority of the students are like that but thier not. or it will make you absolutely hate the idea of god or the last option is that you came thier because you fucked up too bad in public school which sucks for those kids they say jail might be better. 1 thing about Private schools like this one is that thier is still drugs and alcohol problems with students 2. A GOOD MAJORITY OF THE GIRLS ARE SLUTS! 3. and you will pass if you suck up to certain teachers and act like a goody toshus. this school is also a place for REJECTS you know the kids that would get beat up in a second at public schools these kids might not survive 10 seconds in real life.

(this one is a example of a kid who is deviod of social skills we will call him Little princess for this example)
Johny: haha thats what she said
Little princess: Yeah! thats what she said!
Johny: STOP COPYING EVERYTHING I SAY!!!!
Little princess: durr ok. (then promptly goes back to copying everything you say)
thats Community Christian School Denver

The next example is one off A slut for this example we will call her FLEXOR and we will start the conversation in bible class

Teacher: Ok turn to psalms 2:5
teacher: now this verse has nothing to do with sex but i am going to talk about how all the guys just want to fuck and the girls are all inoscenent flowers. now someone tell me why you shouldn't have sex.
Flexor: because it takes apart of your soul
teacher: good job!
(flexor after school on the phone)
Flexor: oh yes 25 year old man with no job and two kids fuck me FUCK MY 16 year old cunt

by asshole12312333 December 7, 2009

christian joy

friend and exclusive designer of Karen O of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. she now has clothes available in new york boutiques and has a website (christianjoy.us)

designs vary from torn prom dresses to space suits to skeleton costumes with attatched intestines.

Christian joy's designs are stellar

by terryterryterry July 29, 2006

Angry Christian

One who is sick of denominations of Christianity preaching doctrines that are against the Bible they claim to preach. They are also the ones to practice and follow scriptures such as Ephesians 4:26 that says "In your anger, do not sin". Or, depending on the version of the Bible you are reading, it says "Be angry; sin not!"

Mormon - Can I read to you from the Book of Mormon, another testament of Jesus Christ?

Angry Christian - No you may not read to me from that book. Paul said in the Bible that any man or angel that preaches a Gospel other than the one that has been given you shall be Cursed!

by Logan Hawk March 22, 2009