Chode

n Scottish

A type of person, Scottish, cantankerous, bad with people, tight with money, possessing a penis wider than it is long

Aye man, that lad over there seemed like a right chode

by McBald April 21, 2009

chode

A chode is a person or persons who are hypersensitive about others definitions on Urbandictionary.

Good God, Zaq is such a chode!

by rwwells September 9, 2010

Chode

John Francis Walsh

john has a chode, no joke

by chazman91 December 12, 2010

chode

a penis short and fat

nathan told me to suck it, and i was going to until i saw his tiny chode poking out

by chelsea May 18, 2004

chode

Kirk Alberts has a chode, he is the perfect example. Your dick is wider than it is long. It's unbelievable this guy kirk, his dick is 4 by 1 inches!.

Man Kirk Alberts CCGS, that is one hell of a chode!

by Chode-King May 25, 2003

chode

-when ones penis is wider than it is long
-the flap of skin between your balls and butthole

Wayne Buckley has a smeggy chode. <see smeg>

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Chode

A short and fat penis.

Hey Demietra told me that Gordon Has a Chode!

by Mike Masse June 11, 2006