Captain Ahab McGay

1.an insult used to describe a:
-douche bag
-asshole
-faggot
-an all around "fucker"

Shut the fuck up, Captain Ahab McGay!

by nickOlass June 23, 2006

Captain Kirkin'

When there is more than one seat in an area, and one of those seats is much better than the others and you take over that seat and "dominate" it.

Marvin stole the best seat in the shop and he was totally Captain Kirkin' it!

by KaosFreak February 29, 2008

Captain Scarlet

a show with the best puppet action ever. not very good concept but teh theme song was cool.

captain scarlet, dum dum dum dumdum dum dum dum dumdum

by madjack July 13, 2004

captain

nickname or greeting for a porn fiend; someone who is constantly surfing for porn

"Hey Captain, you better re-laminate your laptop monitor."

by TT Boy December 17, 2003

Captain Munch

leader of the Seamen of the South- notorious for navigating the ship and for giving orders. Likes to get caught in traffic
AKA the Captain

hey wheres Captain Munch?
hes takin a shit man

by flickyobeanz December 16, 2004

Captain Cleanoff

An amazing grindcore band from Australia.

Captain Cleanoff kicks fucking ass.

by Tanner West May 8, 2008

captain crook

A Mcdonaldland character themed as a pirate.

Was released from McDonalds due to a gay affair with Grimace's alchoholic Irish uncle, Uncle O'Grimacey

"Did you hear that Captain Crook got caught burying the treasure in O'Grimacey?

by Morty Rosenberg July 6, 2008