country simp

A douche who makes him or herself over to be something they are not to legally emigrate into a country.

Doug did a shit ton of plastic surgery to country simp his way into Hondures.

by Tiberius Doohan November 16, 2021

National love a country boy day

Go love a country boy cause there as hot as they get

I'm gonna go love a country boy since it's National love a country boy day, February 27!

by February 27 country boys December 05, 2020

Chlamydia Country

A typical “lads holiday” country where chlamydia is often contracted. A place where sex fuelled teenagers go to get some puss.
Can be shortened to clap country

“Bro, I’ll never go back to that clap country, Ibiza. I came back riddled with it.”

“You ever been to that chlamydia country, Magaluf. When I returned I had to see several doctors.”

by Clonkobum March 26, 2024

Country-humpkin

Good looking country music artist who emulates a country-bumpkin.

Jason Aldean is kinda a hillbilly but there's something about him that makes him, all, you know, country-humpkin.

Did you see Luke Bryan on that awards show last night? What a country humpkin!

by GoodGolly December 18, 2012

the country wave

a hand wave given commonly in rural areas between two people, often strangers to acknowledge friendliness. Usually a raised arm and a quick and short movement of the hand away from the body.

I saw Will last night and he gave me a/the country wave

by redd$lime May 20, 2022

Country Burglary

Robbing An Entire Country

This man is going to jail for country burglary

by Amazonmacaw222 October 02, 2020

country lunch

When you take your significant other for a drive out in the country for car sex or road head over your lunch break. Caution: Be sure to bring along your Road Head Emergency Kit.

I was really in need of sex, so I took my GF out for a country lunch.

by JimTim June 23, 2015