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A specialized person who removes incriminating evidence from a crimescene (usually one involving murder) in order to make the legal consequences of the crime go away.

Cleaners will get rid of evidence like bodies, blood, weapons, fingerprints, and even witnesses in order to hide the proof or notion of the crime -- or, they will 'dress up' the crimescene to mislead authorities. For example, they could make it appear like a break-in gone bad, an act of self defense, a fire, etc.
The cleaner used bleach to remove the the blood stains from the carpet, and although this would still leave DNA evidence, one could always claim that the victim once had a nose blead there... a very very massive nose blead!
cleaner by inane5 March 17, 2005
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Asda Bog Cleaner 

A retard who cleans the bogs at Asda. These mentally-unfortunate individuals can often be seen fishing out unflushable Hill biscuits with a net and eating them for lunch.
What's David doing?

Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!

wu tang clan 

The Wu Tang Clan. A legendary Rap Group consisting of nine members:RZA,GZA,ODB(R.I.P.),Masta Killa,Ghostface Killah,UGOD,Method Man,Raekwon,Inspectah Deck.
Hailing From New York, they brought a raw element into Hip Hop. There tracks contained no polished radio hooks, or commercial gain support. Instead providing Violent, Raw Punch lines through most of the tracks, layed over Adrenaline Rushing Beats. They made global success during the 90's hip hop's golden era, and still remain one of the top live performing groups in Hip Hop Today.

They are set to release their fifth album:8 Diagrams in Summer 2007. They are once again ready to beat on the "Rap" videos of modern today, that sounds more like pop and like commecial shit. They have a history of bashing posers such as puff daddy. Wu Tang is for the children. Wu Tang is the best. Wu Tang Clan Aint nothng to fuck with, is their track in which they display the raw talent that only they can provide. Wu Tang IS FOREVER. Bitches.
In a released statement, group leader RZA commented on the need for the Clan's return:

“ This is the perfect time for us to come back, the stars are aligned. It’s like when we first started with Steve. We put out real hip hop at a time when it was turning into pop or R&B. We brought the focus back to the music in its rawest form, without studio polish or radio hooks... People want something that gives them an adrenaline rush. We’re here to supply that fix. How could hip hop be dead if Wu-Tang is forever? We’re here to revive the spirit and the economics and bring in a wave of energy that has lately dissipated." ”

WU TANG CLAN FOREVER

Nao clang 

A devastating combo of the comebacks "nao" and "clang." Only use it when one of the two words on its own will not suffice.
Person A: "Do you even lift?"

Person B: "Nao clang!"
Nao clang by livemau5 January 13, 2013

Cleaning the bong 

To rub ones penis(usually during masturbation) which looks as if said one is cleaning a bong(device used to smoke drugs) until said one ejaculates.
Did you see Joey cleaning the bong over Megan last night.
Cleaning the bong by Ammo hog November 19, 2010

tom clancy's rainbow six seige

The best First person tactical shooter game of it's day
tom clancy's rainbow six seige is the best fps ever

Texaco Cleanse 

After having sex in a car or at a rest stop, then being forced to wash your privates in the sink of a gas station bathroom.
I walked in to the bathroom and caught an old lady giving herself a Texaco Cleanse right by the liquid soap.