don't change the subject

To tell someone not to say things off-topic to throw someone off. Mainly told when someone is caught doing something bad.

"How are you suddenly walking fine after you recently just got a leg injury?"
"Isn't the sky so nice today?"
"Don't change the subject! How are you walking?"

by haterzenx March 5, 2023

Screw Change

Screw Change crew change tugboat seatime

Instead of a crew change off the tugboat, that's normal crew change. But a Screw change is when you get screwed by not getting off or far from port

by MeowMeow Man August 21, 2019

Nathan Chang

Nathan Chang is an scp where he starts talking about cringe stuff whenever people come close to him. He talks about stuff so cringe that whoever goes near him dies.

SCP Guard 1: Look out! Its Nathan Chang! Your too close!
SCP Guard 2: Ah shit- *dies from cringe*

by theamoguschallengeat3amsus September 3, 2021

Change

Something congress struggles to make.

Person 1: "no change was made at todays congress meeting"

Person 2: "well, whats new?"

by WhiteSamsungUser September 19, 2018

Oily Chang

The act of greasing yourself up with vaseline so that you can effortlessly slide into the air vents of your home or workplace.

"Damn! He just pulled an Oily Chang! It was like a reverse cow birth!"

by theboat144 December 17, 2021

Eric Changs

"Epic Games" with a satirical twist, pointing out it's obvious connections with chinese investors like Tencent that have a 40% stake in the company.

This months free game on Eric Changs is GTAIV

by BossTrolley December 3, 2023

Change my ringtone

Another more socially acceptable term for bleaching your a**hole....

Please excuse me, I've got to go change my ringtone

by Crispyshelbycake March 2, 2022