george bush

George W Bush is a weird gorilla-like monkey species. they were last seen somewhere in texas. this kind is known for its open stupidity and inability to act quickly. they like to pick on fights with other gorillas when assuming they have something called "nuculuar". we are yet to discover what "nuculuar" actually is. they show open desire for oil and green paper (especially dollar bills). Luckily for the man-kind this species have been recently wiped out. However, one of them survived and that son of a bitch is a real pain in the ass. Somehow, the stupid rednecks have managed to elect the monkey to become a US president. The stupid gorilla wants to get as much oil and money as he can in his recent campaign Operation Iraqi Liberation (O.I.L.). The gorilla is trying to adopt to human environment. The stupid bitch still has not completely learned english language there fore using weird sentences. The monkey openly supports humans and fish living togethrr in prosperety. Also, the species have a hard time eating dry foods such as a pretzel and consuming such foods can be fatal to them.

Attention all kids in 2009 the Busharilla is coming to the NY zoo!!!!

George Bush on tv
"Tha Irahqi peeplez have nuculuar weepanz, an' we must nail 'em toe to ze neck."
Me
Leanr english u stupid gorilla

by gengsta June 28, 2007

sugar bush

it is when you put candy that is called fun dip on the girls public hair and then you lick them all off

dewy gave kara a sugar bush lastnight

by Taylorkane4 April 27, 2007

laura bush

a phrase meaning to be involved in a fatal car accident while an adolescent.

Reference: Google "Laura Bush Fatal Accident Dallas Morning News"

Yikes dude! As you ran the stop sign and headed right for that Corvaire, I just knew we were bout to have a "laura bush."

by T Wade June 27, 2005

tear at the bush

Performing a sexual act on a female with an excess of pubic hair.

"Man, I had to tear at the bush to get at anything from that 18 year old."

by hotdogpoo January 7, 2009

bush buddies

another name for lesbians.

"Did you hear Katie and Jamie are lesbians now? Talk about being bush buddies."

by Tnel2030 April 26, 2008

Bush Hooker

A bush hooker is a woman/girl in the australian trance party scene, that is known for frequent leg opening, general whore-ishness, being a total gay bitch an very likely to spread a new type of STD. You would be wise to avoid the scabbed up Bush Hooker.

Ted: Hey Steve, what do you reckon of that blond one over on the dance floor being a mad slut?

Steve: Nah not her mate, she's been boarded more times than a P&O cruise liner, and she smells like muff garbage too.

Ted: Oh yeah thats right, thats that gay bitch that calls herself a "psy-bogan", what a festy bush hooker

by fukcdoof February 11, 2013

Bush doctrine

Something Sarah Palin doesn't know.

"I don't even know what the Bush Doctrine is"

by An Alaskan Who Knows The Truth October 28, 2008