Brother Ishmael

An ethnically, as well as religiously, non-Jewish male who either converts to Judaism or immigrates to Israel in order to prosper socially, as well as economically, by way of social networking and unscrupulous political behavior.

For the female counterpart of this definition, please see “Sister Sarah”.

Rob the Wop: “I did it.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “You did what?”
Rob the Wop: “I’m Jewish. I converted.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “Why on Earth would you do that?”
Rob the Wop: “In order to further the Zionist cause and gain influential business contacts.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “So, do they just let anybody in?”
Rob the Wop: “Fuck no, dude. It’s a tedious process. I had to go in front of this council and prove I am righteous.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “You think you’ll fit in?”
Rob the Wop: “Like a glove!”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “But your last name’s Piccirillo!”
Rob the Wop: “So?”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “So you’re an obvious Brother Ishmael!”

by Robert Vincent Piccirillo November 16, 2006

Brother fuckers

Two guys who have sex with the same woman.
The fucking is sometimes years apart or in the same fuck session.

There brother fuckers.

by Judge dredd7 November 29, 2011

Little Brother Syndrome

The inverse of paranoia about the governing power or establishment collecting information about an individual. (See Big Brother) Those afflicted by little brother syndrome intentionally share and broadcast information about themselves via social networks, check-in websites, and GPS devices, often with little regard to personal privacy, or long-term consequences. Possibly a form of exhibitionism, this definition of Little Brother Syndrome may be related to, or even a consequence of another definition of Little Brother Syndrome wherein a person vies for attention to make up for feeling under-appreciated.

Grover apparently doesn't care who knows all about him, as he posted his home address, salary, and cell phone number to Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, and Wikipedia today. He's definitely suffering from Little Brother Syndrome

by Mighuel October 22, 2010

broner

An erection caused by the sight of an attractive female driving an 80's moddle Ford Bronco II.

"Dude, that chick in the bronco just gave me a huge broner!"

by LP Beef May 15, 2005

brother james

the chutick principal of lfjc who is a dumb fuck malyali rand who cant pronounce words properly(i dont mean to hurt any malyalis)and who ain't giving us enough holidays casue he'll miss ogling at the asses and boobies of the girls and the dicks of the guys and of course fucking and getting fucked by the pt master

"JAMES"--common lfjc slang for anything gross , disgusting ......

arey lavda james

james mar jaa na kutta !!!!

james kaisa lavda hai tu

by little bitch!!!ya''ll know me !!!! November 19, 2004

brother

1. In the younger sense, an uninteligent being often bred for the father's satisfaction of having a male to carry on the family name. After birth, his life is purposeless.
2. A brandon, gay, or stupid
3. An act so stupid it recieves immediate sarcasm

He brothered yesterday, and we've been bothering him ever since.

dude 1: I have a brother.
dude 2: Sorry.

by Fobo the Hobo January 13, 2008

fruit booter

The emo version of a skateboarder - in other words, wants to be like a skateboarder, but just can't stop crying and writing bad poetry about how hard middle class suburban life is, especially when he shows up at the skate park wearing nylon jogging shorts, purple boots with pink buckles, and a mesh singlet.

Look at that fruit booter listening to AFI and playing with his gay fringe that never ends...

by Ifocked Yermama September 22, 2007