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Black Swan Problem

A strange and out-of-control hairstyle which has literally taken on a life of its own. Results from too long without having a haircut, characterized by unsettling feeling overcoming bystanders. A Black Swan Problem may or may not have the ability to exercise mind control over the "wearer" and invariably causes a vacant and confused look in the eyes. Although difficult to describe, one is immediately aware when they are in the presence of a Black Swan Problem.
Wow Barge, I realize I haven't seen you in a while, but that is some Black Swan Problem you are rockin.

Jesus, if you know what is good for all of us, you will get that Black Swan Problem tamed before it achieves world domination!
by Birdman529 February 5, 2010
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black scratch

n. a back scratch given with long acrylic nails.
A: "My back be itchin'"

B: "You need a back scratch?"

A: "Shit, I need a black scratch"
by JRBADBOY October 6, 2009
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black witch vag

a crazy bitch who loves to hit on guys, even thought she has a boyfriend. this girl will make her interest in said guy obvious by constant facebook postings on his wall, status updates, picture albums solely dedicated to him, etc. the black witch vag is known for her crippling effects on male genitalia, leading many other women to be disgusted by the man once he has been involved with the crazy black witch vag.
guy 1 : "did you see sara last night?"
guy 2 : "yeah, i heard her and her black witch vag were trying to bang some guy last night...doesnt she have a boyfriend?"
by CJ K February 21, 2011
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Black Man Bluetooth

(1) The recognition in any public or private space between two black males regardless of whether they have previously been introduced or not.
When I walk through Campus with Nigel, my Mandinka friend, it's like he has his Black Man Bluetooth turned on. He recognises every brother from here to Brixton. He tells me he's never met half of them.
by PalmerstonJim July 25, 2012
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Black Dag

A Sheffield, Yorkshire, England local term used for black pudding. A delicacy made from congealed pigs blood and fat.
I want an English breakfast, and make sure there's some black dag.
by Border Reiver July 13, 2013
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Black Hand

A term used to describe an extortion racket which flourished among the Southern Italian immigrants of the United States in the early 1900's.
A reputable "villainous gang' who thrived on a system of blackmailing bankers, business owners and merchants. Letters that threatened harm, arson or murder if a sum was not paid to the mob. The letter exhibited three black crosses surmounted by a skull and crossbones, sometimes fancifully decorated with dripping blood or bullets, signed off as Mano Nera or 'Black Hand'. Successful immigrants were usually targeted, as 90% of New Yorkers were Italian immigrants.
The criminals used violence against law officials who tried to eliminate black hand/ers.
by Black bolder May 29, 2018
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Black pudding

The performance of cunnilungus during the period of menstruation, specifically in the face-sitting position.
Gonnae sit oan ma face, hen!
Aw, I cannae, Jim, I’m aw messy doon there!
Doesnae matter, hen. Am wanting ma black pudding.
by Littlebitofsupport? June 15, 2018
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