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Mr blades

Some old guy at our school who likes to talk about how we’re all gonna be failures at life
His other most notorious act is putting the entire 8th grade in detention
Mr Blades: you’re all gonna be failures in life
(Nolan proceeds to flip off Mr Blades)
by Incest McButtfuck November 27, 2017
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soft-bearded man

A man or manchild(usually a millennial) that has a beard but most likely gets it trimmed weekly. This man gets offended very easily, and violently opposes hate speech. He would not dare use his hands for manual labor or for properly pleasing a woman. He is a feminist, his wife makes more money than him, and he hates white privilege.
"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."
by Scranton Strangler April 14, 2018
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swim bladder disease

When a fish is not moving, at the bottom of the tank, due to stressors or being scared. Stress can lead to swim bladder disease in some species, which can manifest resulting in lying at the bottom of the aquarium.
Chloho flushed her fish Rosey when she saw it still at the bottom of the tank, suffering from Swim Bladder Disease, a trauma induced by their new and beloved cat PollyAnne. "Not All Fish Float When They're Dead", said Chloho. "Yes they do", replied Rosey, last seen swimming magically in the ocean, "because all drains lead to the ocean', exclaimed Chloho's friends trying to make her feel better.
by Real Houz September 14, 2018
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james blades

a granny basher, has about 1000 kids n at least one is autistic
oreyt james blades calm it down with the grannys
by iamgonnakashootmyself October 15, 2018
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Advancing Blade

Advancing Blade is a Youtube video by Killer Instinct Studios. In the town that I live in, everyone LOVES Advancing Blade, but I, HATE Advancing Blade. I am only one in the world who HATES Advancing Blade.
Advancing Blade SUCKS!!!
by e54ydrtfgyfb December 17, 2018
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Emptying Bladder

To force all the pee out of ones full bladder leaving one with a reliever sensation
by Anonymous girl 1222 December 27, 2018
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Devils blade

A chunky person{ who is straight but can also be gay at times. Kind but unsuspecting, also most likely this person has never had a girlfriend.
by Isaiah Newton Tesla Dynamit February 28, 2019
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