black widower

A dude who's had a long list of marriages, only to have each of his consecutive wives die and/or disappear under questionable circumstances.

Aside from execution, the only sure way to stop a black widower from continuing his ghastly lifestyle is to have him marry a black widow. Further explanation unnecessary.

by QuacksO May 22, 2018

black ops 1

Im a god damn onion, you should know that.

Im a god damn onion, you should know that. -Woods black ops 1

by Spicepapi July 6, 2021

Black widow.

A woman who’s plays a damsel is distress to triangulate her current partner and cuck him. She’s mad about her own choices but blaming her temporary new boyfriend. She cries crocodile tears so convincingly she would dupe the father of lies himself, satan.

She usually has some ptsd or some unresolved trauma that caused her lascivious nature. She will eat her mates after courtship by spinning webs or lies and gaslighting tactics. All while love-bombing for a fake sense of security. Her oral sex skills will convince any man that they’re as good as their ego suggests. She is a dangerous woman with a such a malicious deceiving nature that many men have fallen victim for. She has no moral compass or accountability, or soul for that matter. She appears to convince you otherwise but tread carefully because every day is Opposite Day with her.

I can’t believe conor marrried that black widow.

by Metaphyziks June 9, 2022

Blinded Black

Blinded Black was a six-piece post-hardcore band from St. Louis, Missouri. After forming in 1999, when the youngest member (Jake Rohlmann) was just twelve, the group self-released their debut album and began touring both locally and around the Midwest. After success on the internet with sites such as MySpace and Absolute Punk, the group signed with SideCho Records and began working with producer Marc McClusky. Their latest album, Under the Sunrise, was released February 27, 2007 on SideCho Records; following its release the band toured with LoveHateHero and Vanna.1 The band have just dropped out of the Artery Tour, which will still go on with the other bands originally on the tour through March, (A Skylit Drive and Dance Gavin Dance, as well as supporting bands Four Letter Lie, Oh, Sleeper, Before Their Eyes, Memphis May Fire, and The Hottness.)2

Blinded Black called it quits in March 2008. The former members of the band claim to still be best friends and some of the members plan on exploring other musical ventures in the future.1 (Jake Rohlmann, Tyler Hanks, Jeff Nizick, and Nick Rohlmann are all in pop/rock group outRAGEus currently.

Blinded Black
myspace.com/blindedblack

by Evan Peterss October 11, 2009

exodus black

When a man ejaculates into a womens belly button, and then proceeds to stick his tip into the belly button. When the guy pulls out his dick, just the tip will be white

I did an amazing exodus black with this chick yesterday

by Goobula November 16, 2017

play it black

play it black
verb. (pla it blak)
1. to exist and be conscious
2. to perform well in a contest
3. to repeat an action (command)

That man needs to play it black in the race.

by Max I November 4, 2006

The pot calling the kettle black

If someone says this, it simply points out hypocrisy.

You’re saying I’m annoying? That’s like the pot calling the kettle black!

by Man Of Few Words April 11, 2021