Battered Deer

A woman whose age makes her eligible to be a "Cougar" but her face looks a deer thats been struck by oncoming trafic and left for dead.

You: Ay Man, look at that "Cougar" over there

Meanwhile-The woman turns around, so that her face is visable

:The result:

Your Buddy: Ooogh thats not a "Cougar"! No Man !That's a "Battered Deer"

by "Juggernaut" August 3, 2009

Battle Punch

Any liquor (mainly gin) mixed with either kool-aid, pink lemonade, or lemonade which is consumed while playing Mario Party.

Last night me and my brothers drank some battle punch.

by AfromanTJ November 22, 2009

Batt Coon

A batt coon is a very cute dog also known as a Jug half Pug and half Jack Russel Terrier .

Aweeh look at that jug upside down he looks like a bat and a ratcoon. Batt Coon

by ;kljasfk;sdanco;iweolianf; January 6, 2010

Batter Rag

A rag/towel/article of clothing (usually from the dirty pile) that is used to clean up semen after masturbation.

My mom was disgusted to find my batter rag while doing his laundry.

by beerstudk February 8, 2010

battery interuptis

When the battery in your adult toy runs out mid intercourse and you are forced to interupt the session to search for a new battery.

Bill; "how was your weekend Tim?"
Tim: "it was awsome, except for that darned battery interuptis"

by jake678 April 25, 2010

battle in the bano

when there is 3 urinal's in the bathroom and you're the first one in there what makes you think its ok to go to the middle one...we call you "Meat Gazer"...its common courtesy to go to either end one...the middle one is only for 3 people emergency's...thank you and good-bye

Rob walked in the bathroom behind Phil, to his amazement Phil took the middle urinal of three. Rob called Phil a meat gazer and started the battle in the bano until he was pushed to either end urinal.

by JDownsPeoplesChamp September 15, 2010

Battle Lake Rodeo

Two males touch themselves while while has his foot in the others anus.

John: Hey Bill, what size shoe do you wear?
Bill: Size 12, why?
John: Just wondering, you want to do a Battle Lake Rodeo with me later?
Bill: Hell yeah!!

by DXbuddie September 2, 2011