LATE OFF

get fired because of a misunderstanding made unintentionally by non-english speakers when they're gonna be absent in their job.

-Boss calling: Where are you? The store is packed and hasn't been open yet.
-Outsider in Traffic: I'm sorry boss I think I'll be getting laid late).
-Boss: You're fired motherfucker.

-American friend: Hey Pedro Wazup?
-Outsider: My boss fired me cuz I said I was getting laid, and I meant to say I was getting late to work
-American friend:Damn, You just got late off .

by Holyshiter666 October 28, 2009

off-meta

When there is a set of competing strategies in a game, its meta (plural), any approach that is competitive but not mainstream is 'off-meta'.

DayNine playing MTG: "That's like the first off-meta deck I've been up against in quite some time."
Also DayNine in the same match: "Flork. Flerk."

by WallOfCeiling January 8, 2019

menace off

A competition where two menaces set each other terrible challenges until someone fails. The moment you fail it is called a fold, and you automatically lose.

Person 1: Wanna have a menace off?

Person 2: Yeah, but I don’t lose

by marenrias March 26, 2023

Pac-Off

A way to determine who does something, like an alternative to rock-paper-scissors, wherein participants each sing 4 lines about Pac-Man. "Pac-Man Fever" is strictly prohibbited.

"You're too cheap to pay your tab!"
"That's it bitch, you just called out a Pac-Off!"

by johnisthefuture November 29, 2006

rocks off

A kickass rock song by The Rolling Stones. Originally released in 1972 on the album Exile on Main St.

I only get my rocks off while I'm sleepin.

Plug in, flush out, and fire the fuckin' feed!!!

Kick me like you've kicked before, I can't even feel the pain no more.

The sunshine bores the daylights out of me.

I was making love last night, To a dancer friend of mine. I can't seem to stay in step, 'cause she cum every time that she pirouettes over me.

by theicemanwillcometh February 6, 2009

blow off

1.) To tell someone to go away in a rude manner.


2.) To shine on, or to ignore

1.) Blow off Jeffrey, I don't want you here any more.


2.) The party was full of losers so she blew it off.

by Alex January 2, 2005

pop it off

to hit; to start a fight; the first punch thrown

I had to pop it off on this hoe for acting stupid.
Keep talkin shit and imma pop it off on yo ass.

by B-eEast January 25, 2007