growling at the badger

Although often used to indicate oral sex on a female, a new definition has been recently discovered.

Growling at the badger is the orgasmic sound made by a man as a result of using two hands to have intercourse with a badger, often using a sausage for added pleasure.

Growling at the badger sound effects

Man: fnarr fnarr
Badger: *badger sounds*
Sausage:...

by A random member of the public adding to the Win that is urban dictionary February 18, 2008

tea bagger

Uneducated, uninformed, mentally challenged, political conservative who believes we should "go back to the teachings of the USS constitution" where women, people of color, and non-land owning peasants cannot vote. Many of same can't read the US constitution, have no intellectual inquisitiveness, and attempt to cover their wanton ignorance with tough/physical posturing to purvey that since they can't make a cogent argument; they will resort to beating their intellectual superiors. Unfortunately for them, boasting of brawn further betrays their misguided and simpleton views.

After a revival meeting of the ignorant; with a sly grin, Elmer the tea bagger, wiped his chin.

by jaaxxn April 12, 2011

kebab dropped on a barber's floor

An extremely hairy hatchet wound needing a damned good trimming.

Did you check out the wookie hole on that french bird? It looked like a kebab dropped on a barber's floor, the hairy bitch!

by Number 1 Guv'nor December 6, 2007

double bagger

When your sack mate's face isn't up to par/will make you vomit and then choke on it in horror, you put a brown paper bag over their head and one over yours, just in case theirs falls off

yeah man you should have seen her, i feel bad for the bag. total double bagger

by supernabes January 17, 2009

Halifax Fudge Badger

Is when a Canadian presses his anus against the anus of his French Canadian partner and burrows the fudge badger (turd) into the hutch (anus) of his partner. Often Moosehead Lager is required as a lubricant.

When Geddy gave Celine the Halifax Fudge Badger he shouted, "Oh Canada, eh?"

by gDillHole2 January 8, 2011

badger badger badger

A Song played on www.badgerbadgerbadger.com

"badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom" and repeat.

by anonomous March 20, 2005

badger

A white man with a black man's wanger (cock). Used to describe a white man with a big shlong! Derived from the colour association with a badgers fur.

Look at Paul isn't he a Badger?

by C-J! November 29, 2006