Rack Back

Back pain suffered by women with large breasts

Her massive fun bags were causing her horrendous rack back

by tennis ball head May 7, 2010

Line Back

A mysterious ailment which affects the lower back during or just before a period of hard work. It renders the sufferer unable to do unpleasant tasks but miraculously leaves them physically capable of doing tasks that are enjoyable. Ironically the sufferer is never affected during slack work periods. The cause of this ailment is believed to be genetic as it appears to only affect members of one family and to alleviate the symptoms, the sufferer must sit on the internet all day, carry a box of pain killers at all times but not necessarily take them, and eventually go home until the hard work period is over.

Bob: "Jim, we are going to be busy over the next few days so we need you to scrub the decks and wash the tender while you are on duty"
Jim: "Sorry Bob, I've just come down with Line back so I can't do any of that. I don't mind sitting on my fat arse in the control room watching movies though if that helps?"
Bob: Line back? Didn't your sister have that a month ago?

by Mr Tête de Pomme de Terre March 31, 2010

back vac

when a guy is screwing his partner from behind, and he pulls out and ejaculates all over her back and licks it up... yup, with his tongue.

i totally back vaced that hot bitch last night

by theshizzit February 1, 2006

Soot-Back

A racist term for African Americans

"Hey Cletus i caught one of them soot-backs runnin through my back yard."

"What did you do Skeeter?"

"I shot the son bitch."

by Luke Swan April 13, 2007

back splasher

An action caused by the effect of gravity taking hold on an enormous turd falling towards the bowl water of a toilet, which allows great forces of water to splash upward on the bum.

"Does this toilet has a bidet function or was that a huge back splasher!"

by William P. January 6, 2008

back waxer

Male homosexual. Relates to the act of ejaculating all over his partners back after anal penetration.

"Gary is a real poo jabber"
"Yeah he is a bit of a back waxer"

by MickyV September 11, 2009

pedo-backing

piggy-backing on the acceptance won by LGBT people, under the rubric of "consenting adults," to push for acceptance for pedophilia TOO. (Cf. PERGY, Pedophile-Exclusionary Regular GaY.)

Dr. James Cantor, Twitter, December 8, 2018
"Speaking as a gay men, I believe we SHOULD include the P. To do otherwise is to betray the principles that give us our rights."

Kevin Spacey was roundly condemned for pedo-backing for coming out as "a gay man," (29 Oct 17) in the context of accusations of child abuse. Now that an authority like Dr. James Cantor is pedo-backing as well, we'll see if there's any traction in that strategy.

by Didaskalos January 14, 2019