king kong balls

King kong balls is literally a monkey with fucking balls and they made it into a statue in a place.

Person 1 : Yo dude have you seen the statue of king kong balls?
Person 2 : Yoo yeah I really wanna go there and take a picture of it.

by Afucking_Idiothere02 September 22, 2021

AMOGUS SUSSY IMPOSTA BALLS

PLEASE STOP GET OUT OF MY HEAD
h̴̢̨̗̣̱̜̻̫̯̪̼͚̤̙͙͔͓̫̭͙͎̩̠͕̥͚͍̋̅͋̉͛̈́̆̾̔̑̐̉̄̈́̂̽͗͜͝ę̴̘̤̭̪̦̖̭͓͓̰̭̟̳̱̹̲͉̭̞͙̞̰̪͉̂̒́̆̌͌̆͐̑͌͊́̆̉́̚͝l̵̡̨̥̹͇̝̰̣͉̘͙̘͔͎̖̤̱͇͍̗̼̮͎̈́̈́̓̃̔͒͂͑̑̈́͝ͅp̶̧̨̫̗͇̻̟̮̖̯͔̭̘̞͕̤̙̘̻͍̫̗̙̖̮̙̲̝̯̟̮͙̔̈́̌̀̓̿͋̔̈́̈́͛̓̓̆͛̚ͅ

HEY BRO HAVE YOU SEEN THESE AMOGUS SUSSY IMPOSTA BALLS NOOOO STOP GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD

by lmaostrider May 17, 2022

Lick Daniel’s balls day

Every day on 19th of may every nigga in the world must lick Daniel’s balls

“Hey man what you doing today” “nothing much it’s lick Daniel’s balls day so gotta lick them balls!”

by Bob682 May 18, 2022

big fat monkey balls

When you need to get out of a conversation in the best way possible

Guy: hey wanna go talk about what happened on June 16th 2012?

Guy 2: big fat monkey balls (walks away)

by A huge fucking idiot October 16, 2022

Suck my Robot Balls

Now take a step back let me freeze yours off.
Have a carbonite bath, for your goose-steppin' ass.
Call my homeboy in Israel, see who got the last laugh. - ERB idk some time ago

Person 1: "Hey bro, I got 78% on my maths tes-"
(Based) Person 2: "Suck my robot balls"

by TheGamingPop November 10, 2022

Pear o' balls

The testicles. A pear(scrotum) of balls(testicles), also a pear(pair) of balls.

Damn, she kicked his pear o' balls!

You'd have to have a big pear o' balls to do this shit!

That porn actor has a big pear o' balls!

by Nobli May 26, 2023

National Tickle Your Boyfriend's Balls Day

A great day to show how much you love your boyfriend by tickling his balls! He will love the intimacy and it will bring you both closer. Just go for it!

You: Happy National Tickle Your Boyfriend's Balls Day!!!

Boyfriend: Oh wow I'm so excited!

by Like Rocks October 12, 2021