having sex with a dead body while at the funeral of the person then proceeding to speak about the persons life accomplishments while spanking the minister
Guy 1: I got to 201st base at Monica's funeral this morning
Guy 2: Really! how did it feel?
Guy 1: It was good, at first everyone was horrified until Monica woke up! If it hadnt been for me then she would have been buried alive, it turns out that she was only in a coma but i guess my big willy will will sure woke her up afterwards every thanked me now im a hero
Guy 2: your madd ugly...
Guy 2: Really! how did it feel?
Guy 1: It was good, at first everyone was horrified until Monica woke up! If it hadnt been for me then she would have been buried alive, it turns out that she was only in a coma but i guess my big willy will will sure woke her up afterwards every thanked me now im a hero
Guy 2: your madd ugly...
by DJ maxximum April 2, 2009
Get the 201st base mug.1.When one plays "baseball" they are talking about how far you got to sex. Getting to first base meaning you just madeout with your boyfriend or girlfriend. Getting to second base is basically strip making out, or making out naked,as well as handjobs and finger. Geting to third base is head (blowjobs) and eating. Hitting a homerun is having sex.
Guy 1- "Dude, I hear you were playing baseball with Jane last night?"
Guy 2- "Yeah man! 3rd base man!"
Guy 1- "Damn man, you almost hit a homer?"
Guy 2- "Almost..."
Guy 2- "Yeah man! 3rd base man!"
Guy 1- "Damn man, you almost hit a homer?"
Guy 2- "Almost..."
by Renaissance December 4, 2005
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by XSoulHeadshotX October 18, 2008
Get the 41st base mug.Free base jerking is the action of jerking off in unusual locations of your home when no one is home to judge you. A typical arrangement is that you put porn on in multiple rooms and run from room to room jerking off.
With this said no one really free base jerks. It is just a expression that shows the freedom in masturbating one has when no one is home.
With this said no one really free base jerks. It is just a expression that shows the freedom in masturbating one has when no one is home.
by McDousher February 4, 2012
Get the Free base jerking mug.The layer of toilet paper placed floating in the toilet on the water before deification, as to not splash any water on one's butt cheeks
by rcp72 April 27, 2009
Get the base layer mug.The act of killing the opposing team in a base, often uncapturable, but sometimes also of the capable variety. Often uses the most 'invincible' weapon available, such as a tank or a siege weapon.
National Hero: Agh! We're losing!
Royal Team: BASE RAPE TEH NUBS!
National Team: Noooo!
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Person A: Why do they call it "base raping?"
Person B: Because it's like forcing someone to have sex with you. It might feel good for the perpetrator, but the other people of the world think it's wrong.
Royal Team: BASE RAPE TEH NUBS!
National Team: Noooo!
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Person A: Why do they call it "base raping?"
Person B: Because it's like forcing someone to have sex with you. It might feel good for the perpetrator, but the other people of the world think it's wrong.
by RedShocktrooper May 13, 2010
Get the Base raping mug.To be really fucking high; to be so baked you cant function; being higher than you've ever been; so high you've got the munchies for days; pasta.
Friend 1: Ayo Rudy man you were really high last night dude! you were being crazy!
Friend 2: Nah BRO. I was Baked Ziti!
Friend 2: Nah BRO. I was Baked Ziti!
by Mr.Hashman May 13, 2013
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