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Bird Droppings

The female act of depositing the males semen on to the male, preferably on chest or lower torso, after sexual intercourse.
Cody: Did you hear what Sarah did to Brandon last night?
Keeley: No?!
Cody: She totally gave him bird droppings!
Keeley: Eurgh, that's gross dude!
Cody: Yeah, but sensual...
by Stergus November 17, 2012
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Bird turd

Semen that lands on someone when shot from a balcony or rooftop.
Oh shit, did I just get hit with a bird turd?!
by Sandmanski October 29, 2017
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birch burner

A black girl who only fucks white guys.
Tyrone: Ay ya think Shaniqa will go out with me?
Jamal: No, she's a total birch burner.
by Granny Sugarfarts March 29, 2020
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Birthday Eve

by SomeRandomGirlWhoLikesAnime January 26, 2021
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facebook birthday test

A great way to clear some extra friends from your facebook profile, by deciding if they're worth wishing them a happy birthday or not.

When you see on Facebook that it's someones birthday they are automatically up to the test, and you decide to either pass them, or flunk them, according to how much you care for them:
1. They pass - you wish them a happy birthday by posting on their facebook wall.
2. They flunk - you unfriend them.
Jerry: Why did you unfriend Mel?
Kathy: She just didn't pass the facebook birthday test...

Jon (on Bill's facebook wall): Happy birthday man! Looks like you passed the facebook birthday test! LOLL
by BLULUp February 6, 2012
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keekee bird

Semi-mythical bird often found in the far north of Alaska and Canada. It is often found when temperatures dip below -20 degrees below 0, and while it is never seen it is easily recognized by its call:

"Kee-Keee-Keee-RIST ITS COLD OUT HERE!"

It can sometimes be found much further south than its normal range, migrating the during winter months.
Overheard in Alaska:

"Hey, PVT. Jones, we need a new box of grid squares; go see the supply SGT."

"You got it, Sarge." Opens Door. "KEEE-KEEE-KEEE-RIST ITS COLD OUT HERE!"

Sarge: "Looks like you just found the KeeKee Bird!"
by John Dunkelburg August 20, 2013
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Crappy Birthday

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018
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