awkward baby

In an awkward situation, when one person makes an awkward vagina, and another makes an awkward penis, an awkward baby is formed.

- a bunch of guys hanging out-
Timmy: And then, my girlfriend walked in on me while I was singing Dolly Parton's greatest hits!
Ted: -awkward penis-
Jim: -awkward vagina-
Sean: AN AWKWARD BABY HAS BEEN FORMED!

by sirpoopsalot7113 August 22, 2011

awkward dominic

the act of fisting a girl (that is standing:legs apart) anally and sucking your cum out of her vagina while she is urinating.

"if i wasnt so drunk, i wouldnt have performed an awkward dominic with her

by gerald setricinetlz October 21, 2011

awkward dominoes

Falling in the shower on top of others.

Wanna play awkward dominoes?

by the6rayspider May 16, 2014

Awkward

You don't know the meaning until you've met this man... :-{o

Pre-calc is an awkward class. I heard the teacher is awkwardly lovable. #bible

by Jeph Russl May 21, 2014

Awkwake

When you wake up before everyone at a sleepover, and have nothing to do

They're still asleep, this is awkwake

by Bryant Alsalami February 19, 2015

awkward

awkward
ˈɔ kwəd/Submit
adjective
1.
causing difficulty; hard to do or deal with.
"some awkward questions"
synonyms: difficult, tricky; More
2.
causing or feeling uneasy embarrassment or inconvenience.
"he had put her in a very awkward position"
synonyms: embarrassing, uncomfortable, unpleasant, delicate, ticklish, tricky, sensitive, problematic, problematical, troublesome, perplexing, thorny, vexatious; More

ive kissed many of girls in my time - jamie ***** this is an example of an awkward person

by an awkward person May 20, 2016

Awkward dick bendz

When a guy cums during sex; tries to go for a next round and can only get semi hard leaving him to awkwardly smack the girls vagina with a limp dick, bending with each thrust.

"Man I busted so quick with Jenny. I tried to go for round 2 and got a case of the awkward dick bendz."

by rhymes with baugust tininth November 15, 2016