dooks arse

To wet the filter of someone elses fag with your lips. Bad shit man.

Watch ma fag man you will dook arse it.

by keithlad December 31, 2004

arse burn

After a hot or spicy food often a curry when your ring peice looks like the Japanese flag and feels like a chewed tomato. "arse burn"

After that curry lads, my arse is burning. Feels like an empty headlock. "arse burn"

by JesusMcJesusFace January 1, 2019

Black arse

A black arse is a black person’s butt, usually someone from African origins.

Person 1: Do you eat black arse?
Person 2: No, I prefer white ones.

by TakeThatDuragOff February 19, 2021

Lard arse

Fat/overweight/obese person.
{British slang-derogatory}
"Fatty"

A person with a large posterior.

* "Look at the size of that lard arse!"
* "If you don't stop scoffing cake, you'll be a right lard arse."
* You wouldn't have recognised me. I was a proper lard arse back then."

by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

Half-arsing

Verb - Meaning to go about a designated task in an obvious and intentional half-arsed manner, with the expectation of having someone more motivated or capable step in and take over, and never being entrusted with such tasks ever again.

Woman to friend: "I don't know why I bother asking my insert either: Son/Husband/Brother/Housemate to help with insert either: cook/clean/laundry/chores etc, they'll just fart around Half-arsing it so that I take over in frustration and finish it properly, or have to do it all over again anyway."

Mother to Son: "Can you please help fold and put away your laundry?"
Son to Mother: *sighs* "OK..." * scrunches laundry into a ball and stuffs it in a drawer.*
Mother to Son: "you know what? Just get outta my way and quit Half-arsing around. I may as well just do it myself."

by Joools November 28, 2022

pissed up the arse

To be so drunk that not even your sister would sleep with you

Brother: Hey sis wanna go round back and take it in the crack?
Sister: Brother you are so pissed up the arse no way

by DigBickHarry September 4, 2016

total arse bastard

Some one who is a total arse and a total bastard, so therefore a total arse bastard

"Clive is such a total arse," said Peter.
"Yeah and he's a total bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think he's a total arse bastard," concluded Derek.

by Dark Therapy February 4, 2009