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Artificial Queef

When a female farts normally from their anus while at the same time directing said fart thru their vaginal lips. Causing a queef like noise instead of a loud fart.
Though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart.
Some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).
"I'm calling you to say that sound clip I sent you was suppose to be me farting but it ended up to be an artificial queef"

"Stop artificially queefing at our yoga session, we're not purposely queefing so there's no need to fit in!"
by Rabbyet June 2, 2018
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Artits

Tits that are 81 cm or larger that belong to someone, real or fake, that is an artist of some sort.
Look at that girl. She knows how to take make good art and she has big tits. She has artits.
by Griefing_g0lem February 25, 2018
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Artificial tea

When somone makes fake tea that’s not even real tea. So you cannot spill it
Becca: I have tea about Johnny,he’s not even a guy
Bacca: yes he is,get out of here with that artificial tea
by Whateverorwhatever October 26, 2018
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