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ap bio

an AP class about biology. simple, right? some students find it easy but others find it to be absolute hell (depends on whether they have a thing for cells or not). there is a lot of stuff about cells. a lot. like a lot a lot. more than your average pleb high school biology class.
bob: "hey james, how's ap bio going for you?"

james: "i love it"

bob: "wow james you must really love cells!!"

james: "cells are the only thing i think about ms. smitherson keeps telling me that our school would not exist without cells i would say that i like math more but that's a lie ap bio has my heart and soul"

bob: "wtf is ms. smitherson doing to you guys"

james: "she tells us that heredity and protein transport are the reasons that we should love ap bio"
by skittishcatty December 9, 2022
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Marshmallow ape

Oh God damnit Henry I hate that marshmallow ape that lives next door
by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023
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An apes empire

A derogatory term for a person ruled knowingly or unknowingly by biases of a single type or many such that they are unable to make logic judgement and see the real world.
The judge convicted Marcus but Maria got off on the same evidence” “oh he is such an apes empire”

“Jack says she hit him first” ”Jill says he hit her first” “Jack obviously gets arrested” “Fucking Ape Empire”

“I totally told disproved god but bob just kept ignoring me” “well he’s a massive AE (apes empire) isn’t ‘e”
by MechanicalWordMachine December 31, 2017
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AP World History

A useless ass class which will violently rape your asshole with Homework and then kill you and light your remains on fire while pissing on your grave all so that your college of choice will reject the college credit so that in the end you wasted your sophomore year of high school. And if by some miracle you manage to pass the class you'll probably end up killing yourself because of the pain of endless late nights doing the most useless garbage you've ever done.
Friend: Hey man do you want to go to a movie tonight?

You: No because AP World History is violently murdering my ability to sleep tonight with another Fucking DBQ about some dumb bitch who advocated for Womens rights in Japan during the 1800's or some bullshit.
by tiredBastard March 9, 2025
mugGet the AP World Historymug.

Russian-ape

How youtubers say rape without getting demonetized.
Can be used to make the joke 'kpop is korean-pop, crap is chinese-rap, rape is russian-ape'
Youtuber: This guy russian-aped two kids and then a dog bit off his dick. He got what he deserved.
by KNfivenumbers November 22, 2020
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AP

AP is an abbreviation for an Audemars Piguet; a brand of Swiss luxury watch. Preferably the iced out famous Royal Oak collection with the immediately recognizable hexagon design bezel secured by 8 gold screws. Made to order - please at Timepiece Perfection for approx $1,400,000 (with extra links cause I roll that way)
“...I got that juice...New AP (a reference to that Royal Oak timepiece)...she got that juice...she got that squeeze...ooh feel like a cooler...juice, blame it on my jeweler...” “Juice” by Yo Gotti
by GrandeAKBleu December 11, 2017
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Ape rape

Rape this is What's considered very brutal and Getting ready to do something like murder

Also called pre rape or molestation
That Case on the news man about that girl being ape rape
by 459395 February 25, 2022
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