spotted bib

Unsuccessful farmer's blow. It fails to clear the shirt sleeve, or any other body part.

I didn't have enough wind behind that farmer's blow and now I have a spotted bib.

by mcdede May 18, 2014

gangster spot

The male equivalent of a woman's g-spot. Coined from within American prison systems, where sexually frustrated inmates turn homosexual.

Yo, the new guy dropped the soap and Andres hit him in the gangster spot.

by jadreflex December 6, 2024

pick your spots

Advice to give someone who has put themselves in a frustrating, dangerous, or dire position.

"So you cheated on your wife, pick your spots, man."

by Cricket Owlndog November 3, 2020

Garden Spot High School

the girls look 18 but are 12. and they are whores most likely. the guys like dick and getting pegged. the teachers look like alcoholics and pedophiles but the janitor is chill asf.

if you want dick, go to Garden Spot High School

by Garden Spot High School July 23, 2023

G-Spot

A club for homosexuals that doesn't exist.

Ole Jerry went to the G-Spot after work to have a drink with seamen.

by DrillHammer January 8, 2022

vanilla spots

Residual semen that's been left on an article of clothing, therefore dried and crusty. The 'vanilla' come from the color of the jizz which resembles a sort of melted vanilla ice cream.

Bob: Look at that girl! She's got some vanilla spots on her pants.

George: Walk of shame maybe?

by aaaaaahhhhhhtheworldisending September 1, 2017

Spot porn

That orgasmic feeling you get after squeezing a monsterous spot n it either curls down your finger or explodes on the mirror. Spot porn is more common that people care to admit!

Spot porn really turned her on. She dribbled a little sex wee as it exploded on the mirror . She just had to give it another squeeze just to make sure, whilst proudly leaving it there to show others her spot porn for final gratification..
Also results in happy stimming!!

by Jinx'83 May 5, 2021