Pick a side

Hym "You said 'pick a side!' And, of course, I choose THE CORRECT ONE! And I don't hate the Jews. Gal Gadot is... Well, she's just fucking spectacular, isn't she? And I was just playing before! I'm not going to rape Joe Rogan... That would be gay! I'd have to be some kind of weird faggot to do that!"

by Hym Iam May 3, 2024

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Pick-Me girl

A term miserable women use to call other women who are happy in their life and don't have the typical toxic feminine traits.

"She advocates for fathers, she must be a Pick-Me girl"

by thisedibleaintsheet September 13, 2023

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pick me actor

An actor who gets in a play with a lot of assistance from actor friends and then ditches said actor friends in the play THEY ALL AUDITIONED FOR, then proceeds to suck up to other, 'superior' actors, director, stage manager, etc.. Typically acts different around friends than around superiors, much like the pick me girl.

"Fuck man, i hate to say it, but he is such a pick me actor,"

"SHIT DUDE I KNOW,"

by Cephalopedia December 1, 2023

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pick-up god

The god of pick-up lines. Probably the most smooth, handsome, and hilarious person you'll ever meet. This man is not only fast on the track, but also fast to steal your girl. His regiment of pick-up lines make all other guys, besides his four demigods, seem sub-par. His mortal form takes shape as a guy names Garrett or "@not_garrettm" on twitter. Some of his powers include: Being able to snatch your girl, using pick-up lines to manipilulate people, the ability to rate a girl 1-10 in the first 7 seconds of seeing her, and he can even rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time. Pick-Up God is the most handsome and funny person you'll ever meet. If you ever get the chance to be in his prescene, listen to his pick-up line, you won't be dissapointed.

"Are you talking to anyone right now?"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"

by Ahotchick April 22, 2014

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