A northern/central California town where you can get good Mexican food. Located an hour away from San Jose, which means you have to drive an hour to do everything because there’s NOTHING to do otherwise. Los Banos has a rundown and depressing feel. Everything is in Spanish. There are two high schools and both are bad. If you enjoy a nice fun outing at Target you might enjoy living here.
by Mike F. July 9, 2022
Get the Los Banosmug. by Dag de Gani October 21, 2007
Get the Los-Manque-Quooquamug. When a woman gives a wet handjob on the top floor of a sky scraper in LA and finishes him over the edge.
Debbie gave Brad a Los Angeles smog pump 2 times last week and once today, the aftermath landed on 6 people!!!
by transamguy December 17, 2012
Get the Los Angeles Smog Pumpmug. by from the top make it drop May 4, 2021
Get the Los Santos Rock Radiomug. A basketball team that lives with 2 laws. Availability and Accountability. The team led by Uncle Heavy, is said to be the best and most disciplined team in the world. They are simply the best.
by Uncle Heavy February 11, 2021
Get the Los heavymug. LAUGHED OUT
I got LO watching Wild N Out last week!!! Man, screw bring dead,I am dusted. Plus, screw being weak, I am boneless!!!! I'm LO!!!!
by Heavens777 May 24, 2025
Get the LOmug. Two mathematical conjectures regarding the mission "The Los Santos Connection" of Grand Theft Auto Online.
The first states that if three or more players are present, at least one will be idle, and that if a full lobby of six are present, at least two will be idle. This can be expressed as follows:
Let x = number of players idle and y = number of players present.
x ≥ y/3, always rounding down for x.
The second states that no matter how many players are present, no more than one will ever survive to the point of arriving at the airport (typically they will die at the compound while they or their teammate are hacking the laptop).
The first states that if three or more players are present, at least one will be idle, and that if a full lobby of six are present, at least two will be idle. This can be expressed as follows:
Let x = number of players idle and y = number of players present.
x ≥ y/3, always rounding down for x.
The second states that no matter how many players are present, no more than one will ever survive to the point of arriving at the airport (typically they will die at the compound while they or their teammate are hacking the laptop).
Joe, Bob, and Bill thought that they had a good chance of finishing "The Los Santos Connection", but were foiled when Bob was idle and Bill died at the compound; they had failed to account for the Los Santos Conjectures.
by Raul Menendez October 15, 2014
Get the The Los Santos Conjecturesmug.